by Derpolas March 24, 2014
To sneeze with your eyes open causing an expulsion of air from behind the eye out through the eyelids.
In perfect tandem the pollen reached her nose as the shock of seeing her estranged sister forced her eyes open, an eye queef would be their "how we met story."
by FuckItFriday September 18, 2021
a bucket that a man makes a woman squat over and blast out any extra air she may have trapped up her cum canal before sex. Because let's face it, there's nothing more gross than a pussy fart.
Klaus made Helga wear the queef bucket on her head as he kicked her out of his house for being a lousy fuck.
by a fat owl March 11, 2014
When somebody leaves a CoD or Halo game before a kill is registered. Also used to describe someone who leaves a CoD or Halo game before a kill is registered.
Oh my god, I almost had a Killing Frenzy but that noob queefed-out.
Johnny, you are such a queef-out in CoD!
Johnny, you are such a queef-out in CoD!
by Drumma7 April 20, 2009
by MR.MAV January 1, 2022
Queefing Merkin a way to define police officers especially up a local mountain in Brisbane where it has a sections of road known as the Glory Hole TT. The term is used to define primarily traffic cops and sometimes the location of them
There were some Queefing Merkins at the cafe or there is a Queefing Merkin hiding gap side of jolly’s
by Streetrossi January 18, 2023
When a whale has a loose vagina and let's out a fart--through the vagina
"Whoa...did you see his girlfriend Angel? When she walks and her thighs hit together it sounds like a whale queef"
by Pinkieforest69 June 5, 2017