Potatoe

Someone who is incredibly sexy and desirable and that has so much potential to be anything they want and has basically the best boyfriend.

"Wow bro your girl is such a potatoe"

by AntBanks87 November 18, 2017

the potato

the act of a man covering his wang with his sack.

anybody want the potato

by taten August 3, 2007

cunt potatoe

A darkly colored fat and scratchy VAGINA!!!!

homer simpsons lips and surrounding beard.

"Damn, that bitch is such a cunt potatoe!"

"Damn bitch! yo pussy look like a mutha fuckin potatoe!"

by Ashkatekim April 4, 2009

Mexican Potato

When a woman places her anus above a mans mouth and deficates inside of it.

My buddy said that he loves it when his girlfriend feeds him a Mexican potato.

by SSG 61 July 25, 2012

Lame Potato

When one acts in a certain stupendously idiotic way that grants them the title "Lame Potato".

"Reindeer are fake right" Said the Lame Potato

"I've decided to become vegan!" Exclaimed the Lame Potato

by Duke Frenchington The IV December 28, 2013

potato famine

The most influential rock act the world has ever seen. Hailing from sunny Terrigal on the N.S.W Central Coast. The band has played with artists and bands that include Foo Fighters, Bob Dylan, U2, Led Zeppelin just to name a few. The band consists of Bowza (the lead guitarist, lead vocals, song writer, front man and inspiration for the band). The Surge (bass). Bowza the 2nd (drums) and Tweek (rythymn guitar)

"Hey, i saw that band potato famine and you were right, they are the best band of all time and that singers body is to die for".

by bowza September 27, 2006

Idaho potato gun

The Idaho potato gun consists of the following. Eating a large can of chili con carne' then applying KY warming effects to your anus, and sticking a potato in your ass. The goal is to fart the potato farther than five feet. If this is not accomplished, then the "shooter" has to eat it. If it is accomplished, then the person who challenged the other person has to eat it.

Mike challenged Konrad to a Idaho potato gun contest to see who was going to by the beer for the nite. Konrad ate the chili and stuffed the potato up his ass and shot it seven feet. Mike had to eat the potato. Dude you suck, you shot it farther than five feet! You bastard !

by James Poe March 27, 2008