Park Bench

1)A fat ugly chick who does nothing but annoy and is not capable of going out in public without making a scene.
2)A girl so fat that she takes up one whole park bench.
Also see Rock and Basketball Hoop.

Random Person: "How long did it take you to get rid of that park bench?"
Yourself: "That fat chick stayed until all the food ran out."

by Aries of STARS May 24, 2007

Babson Park

A shithole town that is home of Webber International University. Possibly the most boring place on Earth surrounded by orange groves and Mexicans.

Living in Babson Park makes me wanna go eat a bullet.

by CopeKid January 26, 2011

gorilla parking

Taking up more then what is required by the vehicle driven.

Damn Adam you are a gorilla parking bitch!

by jvansyoc October 2, 2007

Parking on the freeway

The last little bit of urine you can't shake out or squeeze out, until you've got your pants on then it releases to leave a wet patch upon your trousers.

*Bob goes to toilet*
*Bob returns with small circular wet patch in the groin area on trousers*

Steve: "Bobs got parking on the freeway"

by Mmmmmuffins December 16, 2010

Highland Park

The most stuck up, richest, brattiest and snottiest people in the world! It is refereed to as "The bubble" because they all live in their own magical world filled with unicorns, ponies, hair bleach, spray tans and in the winter it snows money. You are hated if you are nice and normal and worshiped if you are mean and fake. If you are popular you are considered a "Parkie" no one but "parkies" even like them.

Normal human one: Geez she looks mean
Normal human 2: She must go to Highland Park

by Ahanna October 15, 2014

trailer parks

a mobile home usually parked in side a trailerpark

Did you hear MarcyDarcy lives here now? Ya, I herd she bought her own trailer parks.

by pseudonym me March 10, 2011

Park A car

When you bring your car to a halt, and leave it in a stationary position.

Or, when you blow some fat rails of coke off your homie Josh's ass.

Hey, Josh, can we bring your car to a halt, and leave it locked and secured.

Also, after we park a car would you mind removing your pants, and allowing me to snort some coke off your ass?

by Wunduh Bread January 28, 2019