An absolute stanky individual. Her long slender toes resemble that of a 12 year old boys hand. She is quite frightening when you first meet her but slowly she will warm with loads of forced cuddle times. She could put ben and jerrys out of service with her never ending ice cream addiction. Finally, she is an astounding 3am pad thai chef. Has an aversion to meat loaf following a severe disruption to her stomach pH.
by smmatta September 22, 2021
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by Anonymous Coat July 22, 2021
Get the Shawn Jones mug.a beautiful amazing singer. she has the voice of an angel. originating from her mothers vagina she was born with it and started practicing at the ripe old age of 1! she shall become famous, not only for her singing but for interest in lactation and its side effects to the body. we stan amber here. if you dont, move along. you dont deserve to hear her angelic, beautiful, incredible, outstanding, amazing, great, good, wow voice.
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luna lovegood: i haven’t heard her yet, i’ll search her up now!
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wanda: yes i did!! i live for her cover of formula from euphoria!
luna lovegood: i haven’t heard her yet, i’ll search her up now!
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by ab11_ July 23, 2021
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by anonymous July 27, 2021
Get the Harrison Jones mug.To spread a rumor which may not be true. Taken from Tom Segura’s anecdote about his dad and Tommy Lee Jones, where he finds out that he has incorrectly been telling people that Tommy Lee Jones is gay because Tom’s father misinformed Tom
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by Samilah August 5, 2021
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