Nut Physics

Nut Physics is the physics of the nut. The true package. It makes you feel accomplished once you have learned about it and you become smart. Life comes and goes (pun intended), so you only have one chance to learn about nut physics. The physics of the nut is exquisite and it is an admirable field of research that can make you billions of dollars. Currently, nut physicists like snaggopal Sr. is studying how fire wizards use the power of the nut to attack.

Ash Ketchum: Yo did you see that attack Charizard used?

Misty: Hell yeah, that flamethrower was cool! The nut velocity was insane on that one! I'm an avid nut scientist.
Ash Ketchum: The fuck?
Misty: You don't know Nut Physics? Yea I can tell you aren't a snagger.

by yetsgooo April 3, 2022

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Nut fountaining

(Verb) The act of getting jizz in your mouth through a threesome, and spitting the jizz out of your mouth into another person’s mouth.

I was nut fountaining with my homies last night.

by Yourmommyathotty March 12, 2019

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nut-jacker

A woman who steals a man's nut, manhood, mojo, independence, or moxy, and puts it on a shelf in a jar.

James hasn't been the same since Amy came home. That wench is a total nut-jacker.

by Brewski Coletski September 24, 2008

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Memory Nut

A nut busted vicariously through the memory of an experience and / or recently viewed photography

Guy 1: „Hey dawg, let me see your girl‘s nudes!“

Guy 2: „I‘d show you if she‘d let me screenshot, she had me busting memory nuts the whole time!“

by demonicdennis February 6, 2018

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supersonic nut

When for whatever reason, you become so suddenly and quickly aroused that you gain a full-length erection that breaks the sound barrier, and you immediately nut.

Damn, she's so sexy, she didn't just make me nut, she made me supersonic nut.

by FloorHam December 6, 2016

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