chocolate don't have shit on me

Is when U think ur cooler than every1 & everything else... even more than chocolate (!).

1. Some1 just won a race. They say,
"Oh yeah! Chocolate don't have shit
on me!"

or it could be used sarcasticly:

2. Two people are havin' a fight:
1st U think you're 2 cool 4 the
rest of us!
2nd Yeah right, chocolate don't
have shit on me!(sarcasticly)

by Em.* August 20, 2005

I HAVE BIG PP HAHA

People who say this Word wanna mean with it that they have a Big dick its very Commonly Used by 9 - 12 year old children

Kid: YOU HAVE SMALL PP I HAVE BIG PP HAHA 16 year old person: ugh youre so cringy!

by Theunknownrandomguy May 22, 2019

i have to wash my cat

I don’t want to come and I have no excuse but I don’t really care if you know that i don’t want to come so I will give you a horrible excuse. I have to wash my cat. (you don’t actually wash cats)

matt: “hey bro can i come over”

me: “sorry i have to wash my cat”

by X-5C2 January 8, 2018

Do we need to have a word

What Daniel Howell says to Phil Lester when he says something inappropriate in a gaming video

“Phil, do we need to have a word?”

by LePhannie May 10, 2018

Have you ever considered a Ploughmans?

The question you should ask when you are too intoxicated to think of a sandwich other than salami.

"What are you eating, is it a salami sandwich?"
"Yes pal"
"Have you ever considered a Ploughmans?"

by Crack fox September 6, 2016

Clink clink let's have a drink

''Clink clink let's have a drink'' is mentioned by Jess and Gabriel Conte in their vlogs when they are about to have a drink. First mentioned in their video called ''IS OUR HONEYMOON PHASE OVER? ADVICE Q&A'' on their channel Jess and Gabriel. Conteam forever!!

Jess: ''Our drinks are ready babe''
Gabe: ''Oh thanks!''
Both: ''Clink clink let's have a drink''

by karolixo March 20, 2020

I have to go do something

The common phrase use to dump a person on a first date

Usually when using it in a sentence, you either start or end it with a sorry.

First Example:
Wanna do this again?
Sorry I have to do something tomorrow.
Second Example:
Oh your gonna love my mom when we go to my apartment.
Wait. I have to go do something, sorry.

by Qoak October 16, 2020