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Simp Virus

A person who simps for too many people to count. Whether it be anime characters, real people, etc.

Simptoms: Blushing 24/7, constantly talking about different people as if they are in love with said person, heart rate through the roof, shaky hands.
Person1: So... I simp for bakugo now too..
Person2: WTF?? HOW MANY IS THAT NOW??? YOU MUST HAVE THE SIMP VIRUS...!
by BisexualStrawberry;) April 12, 2021
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Whore Simp

a guy or girl who talks to a lot of people romantically, but cares about them all individually
“yeah, i think katie really cares about me
“she cares about me too, what a whore simp”
by harrystylesismydaddy April 16, 2021
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sugar simp

A title of which someone who simps will buy the person they simp for gifts such as clothes, jewelry or other items they want, however they don't ask for anything back as making the person they simp for happy is payment enough; Someone who buys gifts for someone they simp for and either asks for nothing in return or says you can pay them in affection.
"I told my boyfriend to buy me a top that I liked as a joke but he actually went and got it for me along with some other things on my Amazon wishlist! When I said I owed him he said that I already repay him in affection."

".....Your boyfriend is a sugar simp omfg-"
by LxiG May 28, 2021
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Ciga-Simp

A man who bends over backwards to impress women, confesses his undying love.. then when rejected, cries in his car to metal and lights a dart.
Give him a chance. But be careful
He’s a ciga-simp
by Ranuto March 2, 2021
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Ghost Simp

A simp that would give you anything even if they didn’t have a crush on you. They give you extra because they like you a lot, but everything they do is out of love. They’ll continue to help you even if their intentions are misunderstood.. whether they want a sexual relationship or not, the spirit inside them simply wants you to be happy.
friend 1: dude, that kid is a total simp.
friend 2: yeah, he is kind of a ghost simp though.. i feel like he just wants to help.
Ghost Simp: Hey y’all want some quesadillas? Also, i put some clean clothes in the car for ya and put some $urpises in the pockets. 😜
by Polarpad370 March 29, 2021
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wanda_.simp

A Wanda Stan who loves Elizabeth Olsen over any other actor, someone who post looking around videos of the avengers with nicki Minaj only music playing in the back ground. A person who like to do clap back edits on Wanda antis- ps they are married to Wanda maximoff and Elizabeth Olsen
by Elena._23 September 18, 2021
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Dirty Simp

When one simp gains attentions and manages to get too many girls to handle.
Yo that guy became a Dirty Simp.
by SticcLord May 29, 2020
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