noah

Noah is so sweet. He is funny and cute with the most gorgeous eyes. He hides his sadness behind a smile. He is so funny and can cheer you up. You can have a deep conversation with him and it won't change your friendship. He would be a great couple with an Aquarius.

girl 1: Noah has stunning eyes
girl 2: yeah I suppose so, you 2 would make a great couple.

by personinthisworldthing October 14, 2019

Noah

This word pretty much describes the coolest guy you know. This guys probably smarter, better looking, better at sports and funnier than you. He's the guy that's always there for you when you need a friend. He doesn't judge you or treat you unfairly. In short, he's better than Chuck Norris.

Man I'm so glad Noah is here today he's just the best friend ever.

by the one who knows all! May 25, 2022

Noah Granola

One of the most mysterious aliases of the culprit and war criminal, 'Joe Willy'.
Noah Granola said he was going to build a Dyson sphere and blot out the sun, "You bitches need less light and my basement doesn't have enough space. I'm going to build I Dyson sphere once I kill the Russian president." to be specific. The number of people in his basement are unknown, and the location of his basement is also unknown. Noah Granola is a fucking bitch and burned down 3 native campsites in the past month.

Noah Granola is an insane egotistical maniac who wants to kill the Russian president.
Don't be a Noah Granola.

by Joe_Willy July 31, 2023

Noah; Mr. Self Destruct

see Bitch; an unpleasant woman; the female of the dog or some other carnivore.

"Man I hope my boyfriend doesn't turn out to be like Noah; Mr. Self Destruct!"

by Daniel beefpiles December 9, 2008

Noah Gordon

Being better than everyone in every way.

Person 1: Hey did you hear we I won the race?
Person 2: Yeah you were like Noah Gordon!

by Noah Gordon October 27, 2022

Noah Grunfeld

An absolute melon.

Mohammed Husein: Look at that melon over there.
Saddam Hussein: No, that's just Noah Grunfeld.
Aadit Chandrani: Oh shoot, you're right!

by fuck school you fuckjsdlkcascd June 16, 2025

NOAH+LILYONA

This is the official statement stating that. Lilyona Wilson loves Noah Spradlin most. No buts. No denying it. This is an official document. As everyone knows everything you see on Google is true so this statement is completely fully truthful in every way possible not an ounce of untruthfulness. Poodle all true.

NOAH+LILYONA
she obviously loves Noah more

by Liltardlily December 1, 2023