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mom-jacking

When a mother either provides a backhanded sympathetic statement, or completely disregards your well-being because she has/ has had it worse than you.

Thereby completely hijacking the conversation towards her being a mom
Mom-jacking.

Me: I'm feeling so sick today

Her: oh, that's sucks lol. I remember feeling sick for 9 months, constantly throwing up, and had to be put on bed rest. Then had to go through 4 hours of labour.. but I hope you feel better soon!

Example 2.
Me: I'm feeling so exhausted lately, my Insomnia hasn't been letting me sleep.
Her: try having x amount of kids like I do, then try saying you're tired.
by NugLife08 November 20, 2017
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mundane mom

The opposite to disney dad. Typically an exwife who refers to her ex spouse as a disney dad. She may not do much fun stuff with the kids.
by wannabe disney dad June 20, 2014
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Alexis's mom

The best person on the planet. She's pretty lit if I do say so myself.
Dang Alexis's mom is so lit .
by Tall white boy 03 October 4, 2016
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moemees mom

the scariest being in all of earth, its scarier than your mom, than anything you can think of
"moemees mom is in every horror game/movie"
"what"
by whythefuckisd3rptaken September 6, 2021
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your mom

A phrase you use when you try to piss anyone off at anytime.
Cindy: Soooo jim will you go out with me no
Douchbag Jim: No
Cindy: But why
Douchbag jim: Because your mom
Cindy: That phrase is so old jim
Douchbag Jim: Yea like your mom
Cindy: How do you now how old my mom is
Douchbag jim: Because her i slept with her :)
Cindy: That proves nothing
Douchbag Jim: Her Pussy was filled with spiderwebs

Jessica: whats the answer to number 12
Douchbag Jim: Your mom
by Douchbag Jim April 6, 2017
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sinner's mom

sinner's mom is dead
by trainy April 18, 2023
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mawdz mom

Mother of the Mawdz.

An amazing woman, who will make love to any man, woman or animal, in any orifice, for only 3 pennies.

Her wonder is only outshined by the tunnel of love.
WOW Mawdz mom, your the best ive ever had for 3 pennies.
by onewiththewang January 28, 2004
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