emo

queers who have normal lives but they think their life is the worst. They live in caves and cast spells. The male species wear tight pants and tight shirts that show their out of shape arms. 95% of the time you can only see one of their eyes because they have hair over one of them. These are referred to as "cyclops emos." All of them deny their emonallity. The female species are very bitchy and will snap if you call them emo. they generally all cut their wrist to "relieve their eternal pain and suffering." All emos say people don't understand them and say they have had a crisis happen to them such as molestation and or rape. Emos are usually born nerds who can't seem to mutualize with anybody as friends so they join the emo clan. Emoism usually begins for rejects at around age 13 and usually ends around age 17, but can last much longer.

<<<darkslayer93>>Hey Charlie wut u up 2?
<silentassassin666> Just workin on my spell casting dude wbu?
<<<darkslayer93>>nm im cutting my wrist rite now

<silentassassin666>sweet dude need help? wat 4?
<<<darkslayer93>>some jock today called me emo! can u believe it? if only the world understood my problems!!! but yea u shud come on over
<silentassassin666>aite man ill ttyl
<<<darkslayer93>>make sure u bring some condoms
<silentassassin666>i already got em dude

by carolinagcock007 July 6, 2009

emo

A Kind Of Scene Child
EXAMPLE:
>Real Emos Dont Know Theyre Emo And Constantly Say There Not.
>Posers Go Around Saying There Emo

1)Emo:"Im Not Emo!! :'("

2)Poser:"IM EMO IM SO SAD"

by Keddy July 23, 2008

emo

Depressed teenagers who often cut themselves 'to feel alive.' They typically have black hair, and thick rimmed glasses. They generally carry a black rain cloud of depression around, and they sigh a lot. They read books about cutting themselves, drug addictions and vampies, and enjoy movies with the same subjects.

Pubert: Oh my god, look at that girl Katie with the black hair and the cuts. She's so emo.
Alyssa: Yeah, Katie is pretty emo, she reads nothing but Twilight and Crank.

by gastonn37 November 26, 2009

emo

emo is like a kiddy version of goth. most emo kids have their hair parted to one side completely covering one eye and they listen to "My chemical romance". and they right bad poetry and are huge drama queens. They may secretly listen to air supply whereas I listen to air supply openly and proudly. lol

that is so emo.

by angela lines angela April 29, 2009

Emo

stupid little rich kids who think they have it bad cause their parents wont buy them a xbox or some shit like hat.
they also complain about shit like their little girlfriends left them or they got rejected. Most emos are bisexuals bcause they are too scared to be teased about being a poofters but it would be an emo sin to straight.

i have studied emos for about 2 weeks and this is my results.
thank you for reading and knowing the truth..

emo1# hey wanna go get some chicks
emo2# no way i wanna go listen to shit music in my room
emo3# holy fucking shit i got blood on my sisters pants that i borrowed off her my dad is gonna spank me!!
emo4# i don't wanna cut my self... my dad will kill me if he finds out ive been playing with sharp objcts

by the punk of millthorpe July 18, 2009

emo

Usually associated with a music style of soft contemporary rock, too often mislabeled as punk or goth. It developed as a result of children being force fed experimental mood enhancing medication by lazy and ignorant parents to drown out any real emotions or personality, leaving behind no trace of testosterone in males and psychosis in females. It is also associated with the fashion trends of the fans of this genre. Styles are similar to those of scenesters .

"Dude, that punk chick just beat up those seven emo guys!"

by SgtStumpy October 5, 2008

emo

Pah,Emo? Its just another trend
It will die soon enough
Dont worry
For the mean time..
Who really gives a fuck what it is, who is doing it or why?

Dont waste your time..
I just have nothng better to do
EmoSuxHardCoreStyle

by shoveitupyerarseXcore July 29, 2008