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homo hits

When someone is saying or doing something gay they get 4 punches
Bro that shit you just said was gay as hell thats homo hits
by T recklezz October 29, 2017
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No Homo

A male says 'no homo' before sucking another male's dick
Guy: No Homo *sucks Guy 2's dick*
by IsaacTheMan_YT March 22, 2021
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No homo

A phrase used by insecure straight guys
I am insecure in my sexuality and due to my internalized homophobia I am constantly worried of being perceived as gay. No homo tho.
by help-im-confused February 28, 2021
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Homo

A short term for homosexual, a non-derogatory way to reference homosexual individuals in a neutral way.
Dude my Homo friend is the nicest person in the world. I love homos!
by Ensurance February 9, 2023
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homo fapper

The latest link in the devolution chain, is kinda like homo faber but instead of making (faber = maker in Latin) is fapping. Usually it is found living in a type of matriarchal social commune called kibbutz. It also lives hidden in urban areas mostly governed by socialists and it names itself woke, marxist, cultural-marxist, antifa, SJW etc. It's very dysgenic genotype also marks it's phenotype appearing ugly, skinny with a very grotesque hooked nose, sometimes surgically altered for mimicry.
The Greatest Scientific Discoveries of the newest century are presented each year at the Museum of Natural Science. Year 2024.
Professor Chad Thundercok takes to the stage while the public applauds incessantly. He raises an Aryan hand beckoning total silence, then starts:

- I am here today to unveil to you the latest anthropologic discovery. Thanks to the advancements of OnlyFans reverse video transcriptase we managed to record the elusive beta soyman that consooms the OnlyFans material. He is some sort of homo erectus, although only a minuscule part of him is erect. Very seldom.
- Behold: the Homo Fapper !
- I must warn you: never enter upon its habitat, nor interrupt his fapping activity for you will be in peril of being covered with spontaneous and hazardous goo emissions. They transmit monkey pox, syphilis, AIDS all kinds of homo illnesses. Also, watch this coomer at your own risk, as no amount of cute cat videos will eye bleach your vision.
The watching audience:

- EEWWWW ! While some were asking:
- Why does he have a hooked nose?

Professor Chad Thudercok:
- It's schnozzle it is a clear genetic sign of retardness and inbreeding. Luckily it's also a way to recognize them when they hide amongst ourselves in society, and hopefully one day we will find a solution to cure them. A final one.
by xythras September 24, 2024
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Homo provectus

Means “advanced human”. It is used for people with super-human abilities because of the power of technology. People with super-human prosthetic arms (such as the ones from Psyonic) can be called Homo provectus. In the future, advanced armor, mech suits, and cyborgs can all be called Homo provectus.
That prosthetic arm isn’t just Homo sapiens, it’s Homo provectus.
by Word Enthusiast (Yes I am) September 30, 2023
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homo

An adult male who has a disjunct emotional responsivity.
Oh you mean that homo by the store? Yeah he does look zoned out.
by Half&Half&Half April 15, 2022
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