Milking the santa

When Santa is too fat for your chimney and he gets stuck so you pull out his tiny dick and start jerking him off all night.

Kim: Santa's stuck in my chimney!
Santa: help!
Kim: *pulls down santas pants*
Santa: wha- what are you doing?
Kim: oh nothing, just milking the Santa!
Santa: oh god!

by Uniaer October 26, 2020

mini milk

slang term for a nose piercing, particularly a septum piercing but can be used for any.

hey, did you see Laura got a mini milk?

by hairclipchick June 22, 2019

McCurdy Milking

The act of ejaculating in plain sight. Sometimes used as slang term for "handjob".

Person A: Wow he's really going at it in the living room window!

Person B: Yep. He's doing the ole McCurdy Milking. Hope he brought a towel!

by Mr.Drangus September 25, 2014

No Milk March

The national day where dads who left their family celebrate leaving hoes,whores etc. and enjoy that proud day

Guy 1:Hey man how about a beer for no milk March

Guy 2:Thanks for the offer it’s a good time to remind myself not to go for whores.

by 20mm Hispano Mkll Cannon October 17, 2020

bobby milk

So basically it is milk that comes from boobs. Said commonly in africa

Suck bobby milk

by Eggplant10q October 28, 2019

MOVERS MILK

Beer

Did you bring the Movers Milk?

by Father Chime April 6, 2017

candy milk

The sweetened and colored milk that is left after eating a sugary, usually fruity, cereal.

After my breakfast, I always use my candy milk to take my vitamins.

by rabbitslims206 July 28, 2011