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Logging

When you take a shit, stand up, and cut the turd in half with your piss.
“My pappy taught me logging, and his pappy before him!”
by Wendle Bascom May 31, 2025
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Burning Log

Shoving your dick into the sappy bit of a tree then lighting the whole tree on fire.
I hear James tried burning log. howd it go
by dick didnt fit in the tree
by K9123 August 15, 2024
mugGet the Burning Logmug.

Moist Log Syndrome

Doctor:"unfortunately it seems you have moist log syndrome, also known as MLS"

Guy who can't get it up:" awe shucks"
by The moist boi June 25, 2020
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surprise log

When your entire body is telling you that explosive diarrhea is at critical stages, but you get a normal poop instead.
I did the Diarrhea Quick Step, barely made it, but it was a Surprise Log.
by CactusOfDoom August 5, 2023
mugGet the surprise logmug.

Love log

The act of putting a finger in the anus during intercourse
The only way I can finish is when my wife gives me a love log
by Ralph loran October 18, 2021
mugGet the Love logmug.

chainsawing the log

Anal sex with a cockring and no lube.
He was "chainsawing the log" so hard I think my anus is bleeding.
by tarafyd November 30, 2013
mugGet the chainsawing the logmug.

swamp log

when you take a dump and your turd is covered with stringy, mossy-looking stuff, a la after you've eaten a lot of lettuce
A took a dump and squeaked out a swamp log the other day.
by waca waca 22 November 24, 2013
mugGet the swamp logmug.

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