by Wendle Bascom May 31, 2025

by K9123 August 15, 2024

Doctor:"unfortunately it seems you have moist log syndrome, also known as MLS"
Guy who can't get it up:" awe shucks"
Guy who can't get it up:" awe shucks"
by The moist boi June 25, 2020

When your entire body is telling you that explosive diarrhea is at critical stages, but you get a normal poop instead.
by CactusOfDoom August 5, 2023

by Ralph loran October 18, 2021

by tarafyd November 30, 2013

when you take a dump and your turd is covered with stringy, mossy-looking stuff, a la after you've eaten a lot of lettuce
by waca waca 22 November 24, 2013
