Jello Legs

When a woman's legs are so fat they become floppy and bouncy like Jello.

Mary ate so much McDonalds as a child she now has Jello Legs.

by bJt August 7, 2012

travesty on legs

A complete disaster. Something that has no positive outcomes.

My god Kyle, you're a travesty on legs!

by TomDave April 23, 2006

deer legging

the act of strategically placing the leg of a deer in widely visible public places such as; walmart, mcdonalds, dunkin donuts, disney world, etc...

"dude we were deer legging today and this bitch was grillin us we were some sort of sickos"

by ScrappyDaily February 9, 2009

prickly legs

When you shave your legs and the hairs feel like catus needles when you rub them

Girl: did I shave my legs good?
BFF: Nah, you got them prickly legs
Girl: Your right, feels like a catus

by Lexi362004 April 18, 2016

Leg-end

Someone who is the opposite to a legend, someone who is basically a bit of a dick!

What a leg-end

Look at that leg-end

by Solomon23 February 26, 2019

Bunyan Legs

First used in London in 2008 the phrase was coined by a joint collaboration of Australian, English and Scottish experts to describe a woman of stocky build. Far from being a demeaning comment it describes a woman with solid or muscular legs who, though not the traditional proportions of a super-model, would still be considered attractive to a certain demographic of the male population.

Guy one: "Hey, check her out"
Guy two: "Nah, she's got Bunyan legs"

by Ahorny14u May 20, 2008

Leg Humper

1) A person whose constant quest for any part of the spotlight or access to situations they deem special/important makes them take on the persona of a non-neutered dog.

2) The persistent act of attempting to experience achievement by the mere act of forcing one's body close to and/or upon an achiever.

3) The only act a truly lazy individual is able to exert in their quest to achieve dreams that were never theirs...but seem really cool once they hear about it.

Jill never had time to help Bobby make a success of his blog. But now that sponsorships are up and Oprah's calling, she won't go away. She's such a LEG HUMPER.

If you win the lottery, every leg humper from here to kingdom come will show up as a brand new distant cousin.

Leg Humpers are the "close talkers" in the world of interpersonal relationships. They neither see nor care about appropriate boundaries.

by The Mocha Mogul September 23, 2010