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Johnny time

A term referring to the consistent tendency to arrive a minimum of 30 minutes late, often viewed as a personal trademark rather than mere tardiness.
**Johnny Time (noun):** A humorous term used to describe the act of consistently arriving at least 30 minutes late to an event, meeting, or appointment, often with no sense of urgency or explanation. Commonly associated with chronic tardiness disguised as a personality trait.

Example: "Oh, he’s running on Johnny Time again—don’t expect him for at least another hour!"
by Jodefines November 29, 2024
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First Juvenile Release.
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Johnny Treeboy

The baldest and shortest guy ever. He's so short he will drown in the shallow end of a swimming pool. got third place in danse competition
Joe: bro i was in a dance compotition and i got 4th
Mama: who got third?
Joe: johnny treeboy
by shady guy meth January 26, 2022
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Johnny foreskin

A person named Johnny that has a concerning amount of foreskin
Calakta: I hate foreskin
Johnny foreskin: bitch
Calakta: *gets submerged in foreskin*
Johnny foreskin: die bitch
by Meat itteruptted June 22, 2023
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Johnny swindon

A very sexy man that loves his bald hair
Johnny Swindon runs his head whilst being a baldy fudge packer
by Johnny swindon September 8, 2025
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Johnny Kurniawan

Johnny Kurniawan likes haircuts in cukur Bogor , he often comes to stop by Bogor Because Bogor is everything to him, he really likes Bogor, what more if he has a haircut he likes Brandon the most
by JoniKurni November 23, 2021
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skin johnny

A skin johnny is someone, usually a male, who is a giant, annoying jerkoff.
"Hey, you know jim strong? He's a real skin johnny!"
by Hair and teeth February 10, 2025
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