Chicago Deep Dish

Have your partner poop on pizza dough in a deep dish pan. Cover it with pizza sauce and cheese. Bake it at 375 for 18-20 minutes. While your partner is eating the pizza, ejaculate on his/her face, then punch them in the stomach.
Hey, have you had our famous Chicago Deep Dish pizza?
by Brenda23 May 27, 2007
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Chicago Deep dish

A Chicago Deep dish is when an uncircumcised man pulls his dick skin up and over head of his penis creating a small well and then another man ejaculates into that well.
It took some goading but my buddy Carl finally gave me the Chicago deep dish I have been begging for.
by mighkey November 04, 2022
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[deep-sea dumbass]

Someone who has such a low intelligence that it can only be compared with the sea floor
Damn Sarah is a fucking idiot
No man, shes a deep-sea dumbass
by enterthehurrikane December 04, 2008
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Chicago deep-dish

The physical act of plowing an ugly and/or nasty chick. See also: Chicago.
Guy 1: "So, what did you do last night?"
Guy 2: "I had some Chicago deep-dish."
Guy 1: "Oh yeah? Where'd you get that?"
Guy 2: "Yo momma!"
Guy 1: "You nasty playa!"
by J&R October 24, 2005
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Deep Dish Pizza

When a girl is sexed so rough that she bleeds, yet still takes the finishing move in her mouth. The combo of deep thrusting, blood, and ejaculate imitate a deep dish pizza.
Girl: Get ready for the best deep dish pizza of your life!!!
Guy:jeepers, you are a real freak.
by E-two January 08, 2012
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deep sea fishing

First off this is the most sick thing ever. A man shoves an octopus (live mind you) into his female partners vagina. He then proceeds to have intercourse while the live octopus is still there.
Yesterday, I went deep sea fishing.
by Anonymous.......... June 08, 2005
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deep sea diver

During a blowjob, the male partner shoves his dick as far as possible down the womans throat until she begins to exasperatedly gag, then urinates with a powerful jet stream. The woman then proceeds to gargle it into a fine mixture with her saliva, then spits it out into her hands, and lathers her body with it.
1. I gave Helen a deep sea diver...man, was she pissed!
by nick staton February 05, 2008
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