stoned buddha

When a religious person gets high/stoned

Person 1: Yo matty ur we’re so stoned Buddha last night
Matty: fax

by Can someone tell me who asked April 9, 2020

Rolling Stone

When a female or male partner is giving you a blowjob so instense, you pass a kidney stone!

Damn, she was goving me the Dyson sloppy 4000 when I passed a Rolling Stone the size of an asteroid.

by sicha_beast August 11, 2022

Stone Mountain Nora

A mysterious and semi-omnipotent force associated with NACHA outages and Cassandra-like predictions of payment processing failures caused by clearly Shit code and carebear levels of process fuckery. Possesses very European nipples, sexy but angry accent and devoutly non traditional pubic hair placement

For the love of god, get me a gin and tonic, Stone Mountain Nora and some Snapple scented non-flammable lube.

by PickledickJones November 12, 2021

New York Stoning

When the murder weapon is a rock.

specifically on that one episode of SVU.

"Looks like the vic got an old fashioned New York stoning."
- some asshole.

by xhofehvkdgujo August 6, 2021

Stone cold fuckery

Fucking with somebody with zero fucks given.

That is some stone cold fuckery!

by BonesScrappy August 6, 2023

rake stones

Using a dab tool to "rake" hash rocks on the banger of a dab rig.

Bro let's go rake stones at my place.

by C72347072 December 1, 2024

ben stone

Ben Stone is the sweetest man alive. He’s always honest and will die trying to make someone love themselves. He’s a huge nerd that loves Nintendo and The Legend of Zelda. He’ll never know just how much he means to the world.

“I think I’m in love with Ben Stone.”

by TrashBandit17 March 31, 2020