jokes that are made made almost constantly by a person who just cant be funny for the love of Jesus Crist himself
your not funny at all , all you do is make silly immature jokes that aren't funny just stop using nelson jokes}
by a male woman May 5, 2017
Get the nelson jokesmug. by udontknowmeidontknowu March 5, 2021
Get the Jokemug. A joke- something many people can't take or if they do they take it personally; many people are too "weak" to handle jokes; some mat get offended by said jokes too easily. They may just have a different sense of humor or lack thereof.
by Suck it rest of the world October 31, 2017
Get the Jokemug. Thom: Dirty Drumsticks!
Steve: Damnit, who let Thom in on the joke?
Kevin: Probably Billy; It won't be long until he forces it into an inside out joke.
Steve: Damnit, who let Thom in on the joke?
Kevin: Probably Billy; It won't be long until he forces it into an inside out joke.
by NotJakeSV May 24, 2011
Get the Inside Out jokemug. A joke that is really bad and is usually used after a funny joke. The Elwood joke cancels out the funny joke and makes everyone upset because they can no longer enjoy the funny joke due to how bad the Elwood joke is.
Elwood: You are a pitch.
*Only Elwood laughing*
That’s a p**** b****.
*Still only Elwood laughing*
Lenox: You just told an Elwood joke my boy.
*Only Elwood laughing*
That’s a p**** b****.
*Still only Elwood laughing*
Lenox: You just told an Elwood joke my boy.
by dheeh  November 28, 2019
Get the Elwood Jokemug. "Dick went to the doctor’s the other day
Did Dick?
Dick Did!
Poorly Dick?
Sick Dick!"
Such an up joke.
-- Ugly Dave Gray and Graham Kennedy
"Dick was dining at the restaurant.
Dick was?
Was Dick ever! It was on the tax-payer!
Clever Dick.
Slick Dick!"
Double up joke.
-- Ugly Dave Gray and Graham Kennedy
Did Dick?
Dick Did!
Poorly Dick?
Sick Dick!"
Such an up joke.
-- Ugly Dave Gray and Graham Kennedy
"Dick was dining at the restaurant.
Dick was?
Was Dick ever! It was on the tax-payer!
Clever Dick.
Slick Dick!"
Double up joke.
-- Ugly Dave Gray and Graham Kennedy
by WolfsbaneD August 4, 2022
Get the Up jokemug.