gamer's block

the feeling gamers get when they are stuck on a very hard level or impossible puzzle. usually results in gamer quitting for a few days until he cheats or reaches an epiphany.
person 1: Screw this game; i have been stuck on this level forever. i am never going to play it again
person 2: calm down you just have a case of gamer's block.
by moo12 August 21, 2010
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cock blocking

When somebody is being an pain in the arse and preventing you from doing something you are trying to get done. This expression is used as an annoyed slang response when this situation occurs.
Will you please stop fucking cock blocking me, nig?
by gameysy June 16, 2004
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crock block

To keep on hand pamphlets from the varying fringe religions so when they come to the door you can counter them.
There were Jehovah's Witnesses at the door, so I crock blocked them with the Book of Mormon.
by Andizzle4Life August 18, 2005
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Cop Blocking

To stop someone from talking or persuing another person.
Larry-Yo im bout to go talk to that girl over there.

Sam-Naw man I dont think she likes you.

Larry walks over to the girl and tries to talk to her but Sam keeps interrupting the two's conversation.

Larry-Stop Cop Blocking Dawg

Sam-Ma Bad
by Noah Nwachukwu June 24, 2006
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Farm block

The equivalent of cock-blocking, except for Farmville.

When someone walks in on you while playing Farmville. Generally ruins your farm-libido causing you to stop farmvilling for the night.

Interrupting one's farm voyeurism.
Dude, I'm so fucking pissed, I got farm blocked last night. I was getting it on with my farm when my friend Nate walked in on me. Fucking farm blocker.

I feel really bad about my job sometimes. When I go to drop off my van binder at the booth, the old women quickly reduce their farmville screens when the see me. I feel like such a farm block.

Damn, I was all ready for the best night of my life, but then Tony walked in and farm blocked me. I was busy seeding my mango tree when he crept in last night and ruined the mood.
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Glock Block

When your teammates block your bullets with riot shields and corner you in on Call of Duty. It can be accidental or on purpose. Riot shields don't necessarily need to be involved. Sort of like a cock block but with bullets and less sex and more guys.
Dude, I was one kill away from a Nuke and i got Glock Blocked by a couple of noobs.
by KingMoeGorrillaman67 August 20, 2010
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cock block

The fat, ugly bitch a hot slut brings to the bar with her to prevent some drunken bastard like yorself from gettig lucky!
"Check out the redhead. She is F-I-N-E fine!"

"Yeah, well, check out the 300-pound cock block sitting next to her..."
by Pissed Off Paul October 07, 2003
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