This is where a bloke has sex with a woman who is, quite literally old enough to be his granny. There is no love or even liking involved, it is usually done or a bet, to score points off someone, or for some other reason. If the woman is wealthy or a celebrity, he is known as a toy boy and she is known as a cougar. If a woman indulges in a graveyard fuck, it’s invariably with a man who is rich and powerful and she expects marriage to result. In both these cases it’s usually just for the money so I suppose really they’re just whores and it’s not really a graveyard fuck.
Look at that old bat, she’s all over Danny like a rash!
That’s what happens when you get pissed and have a graveyard fuck.
That’s what happens when you get pissed and have a graveyard fuck.
by AKACroatalin March 9, 2019
Get the Graveyard Fuckmug. To accidentally slip up and say the wrong thing on camera or before a large public group; more specifically, to accidentally say a forbidden word (usually "fuck") on the air or in a place where it is forbidden.
From an on-air gaffe made by Ernie Anastos of WNYW-TV in New York on 16 September 2009, when he accidentally told a fellow anchorman to "keep fucking that chicken."
From an on-air gaffe made by Ernie Anastos of WNYW-TV in New York on 16 September 2009, when he accidentally told a fellow anchorman to "keep fucking that chicken."
"Did you see last night's SNL? That new girl totally fucked the chicken."
"Slash is an old chickenfucker from way back. Jim Morrison used to fuck the chicken a lot. I think Bono fucked a chicken or two in his day, too."
"Slash is an old chickenfucker from way back. Jim Morrison used to fuck the chicken a lot. I think Bono fucked a chicken or two in his day, too."
by Blackie Stark October 3, 2009
Get the fuck the chickenmug. NO fucks given is a state of mind in which when in a situation normally you would throw a fit or give a fuck about but instead you move on as if nothing happened, going on multimedia sites such as twiter and facebook and posting about not giving a fuck is only not a fuck given if you are saying you dont give a fuck for no reason but if something makes you say i dont give a fuck then you go and post about it that is clearly a small fuck given.
by Gdaddypurps November 21, 2013
Get the no fucks givenmug. Person 1: I just got promoted.
Person 2: How, you are never here on time, and you got caught jerkin it in the hallway... Fuck this place.
Person 2: How, you are never here on time, and you got caught jerkin it in the hallway... Fuck this place.
by Nauticstar87 June 14, 2010
Get the Fuck This Placemug. An expression of desire to vacate a premises immediately due to said location being or having become intolerable for any reason.
"They're playing Dixie Chics? Fuck this noise! We're leaving."
"We're outnumbered 6 to 1 and under heavy fire. Fuck this noise! RETREAT!"
First known popular culture reference is when Dan Ackroyd used the phrase while being beaten by the "Penguin" in the 1980 film The Blues Bros.
"We're outnumbered 6 to 1 and under heavy fire. Fuck this noise! RETREAT!"
First known popular culture reference is when Dan Ackroyd used the phrase while being beaten by the "Penguin" in the 1980 film The Blues Bros.
by bernie farber June 30, 2009
Get the Fuck This Noisemug. 1. A slang term conveying disbelief in what someone else says or does.
2. A slang term telling someone to shut the fuck up and drop whatever they're saying or doing because it is pissing you off.
The meaning is largely denoted by listening to the persons vocal inflections who is saying it.
2. A slang term telling someone to shut the fuck up and drop whatever they're saying or doing because it is pissing you off.
The meaning is largely denoted by listening to the persons vocal inflections who is saying it.
1. Tom: Man, you shoulda seen this chick..she looked just like Rhianna, she was so hot. And she was all over me!
Greg: Man, get the fuck on! Ain't no bitch lookin like Rhianna gonna wan't shit to do with your ass!
2. Tom: Is that your girlfriend, Amy? Man she's hot as hell. I'd tap that ass in a second.
Greg: Man, you need to get the fuck on with that shit. Lemme see you fuckin' wit my girl and imma break my foot off in your ass!
Greg: Man, get the fuck on! Ain't no bitch lookin like Rhianna gonna wan't shit to do with your ass!
2. Tom: Is that your girlfriend, Amy? Man she's hot as hell. I'd tap that ass in a second.
Greg: Man, you need to get the fuck on with that shit. Lemme see you fuckin' wit my girl and imma break my foot off in your ass!
by NINerd January 17, 2009
Get the Get the fuck onmug. When your mums drunk on the roof downing beers and thinking she’s invincible; your son’s giving you the finger (also known as flipping the bird); and your pig is drunkenly rampaging around your dying garden.
Uhoh mums on the roof again, porkys become a cannibal and Daniels got his finger up his ass, their half way down to Destination Fucked.
by Chance_the_minted_rapper April 11, 2019
Get the Destination Fuckedmug.