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happy hypocrit

When a girl ties you up and is suckin the shit outta your cock and you can tell that the pussy is hot n wet and that she is liable to do just about anything but then she kills the mood and calls you a ho just because you start reaching for a condom that was secretly hidden in your sock and your once rock hard cock goes limp.
J and I were goin at it and it was about to be on n poppin until she pulled that ol happy hypocrit on me...I was blown.
by Kenwaan June 3, 2007
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happy forest

The end of a happy trail, usually resulting in the chest hair or pubic hair. Depends on which way your are going north or south. Also see happy trail.
by BRIAN B.S.M. January 6, 2008
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crap happy

as in: " im so happy i want to crap " nice
like when you so happy you just have to crap your pants, or shoes, depending upon how happy you are...codfish crap happyness crap happy
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happy salad

The moment at which drunken euphoria peaks and, unless properly managed, could lead to a blue screen collapse/failure -- typically occurs during the waning hours of a party or social situation.
Kristen is so happy salading right now, I just hope she doesn't blue screen before the night is over.
by tysone October 31, 2008
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Facebook Happy

When your actual life sucks, but you make it appear it's perfect on Facebook.
Person 1: They are getting a divorce
Person 2: No way! But they looked so happy

Person 1: Oh Person 2 you have so much to learn ... they were just Facebook Happy.
by Richie Man September 13, 2016
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Single and happy

Singalism
The art of being single and happy but love to experience relationship like situations when the time comes
by Ashana Algeri April 18, 2018
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Happy Borgerday

Celebration of the birth of the great genius Harisan who is the inventor of borgers
Happy Borgerday Harisan!
by emem27 June 22, 2019
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