Looking Glass Land

1. The place where you are expected to believe as many as six impossible things before breakfast. According to the White Queen, it takes practice.
2. An alternative reality.
3. A safe space where people can stop clutching their pearls.

Alice entered Looking Glass Land through a mirror over the fireplace. There, she met the White Queen.
"I can't believe that!" said Alice.
"Can't you?" the Queen said in a pitying tone. "Try again: draw a long breath, and shut your eyes."
Alice laughed. "There's no use trying," she said: "one can't believe impossible things."
"I daresay you haven't had much practice," said the Queen.

Looking Glass Land operates on alt-facts; only dedicated conspiracy theorists live there.
Widespread in-person voter fraud happens only in Looking Glass Land.
Alex Jones dispatches "news" from Looking Glass Land.
Watching Tucker Carlson is like visiting Looking Glass Land.

by beingwhereiam November 4, 2022

Glass dick

When your ice Pony is unavailable and won't return your phone call.

I lost the glass dick,how we gonna smoke

by Tincanman1983 June 9, 2018

stained glass window

when a blunt smokin', 40 drinkin'(pronounced foe-tee), gat wavin' n!gga gets medevil on anotha mutha f*cka by poppin a cap in the n!gga's head, and spraying brains and blood all up on the windows, like that sh!t be some mutha f*ckin cathedral's windows.

terrel! Damn n!gga that's 2 stained glass windows already, i just got out, you betta stop cappin' honky's, its just not even fair.. and i don't wanna go back to tossin salads.

by R-Dogg September 6, 2003

broken glass

Typicaly found on the one man one jar website. It is widely considered to be a sexual experience

I slid down onto the glass. But the glass shattered and the broken glass got stuck in my rectum

by thefithappygiraffe February 19, 2018

glasses

your vision is blurry

people who wear glasses can't see well lol

by Ohbo July 31, 2021

Glass shower

Similar to a golden shower, but you're not getting pissed on. It's when you drink/swallow squirt from your partner as a way to satisfy yourself, them, or both of you.

Bro 1- "Well look at her, damn she's pretty."

Bro 2- "Be careful with her, she'll leave your face wet, man."
Bro 1- "Like, glass shower territory?"
Bro 2- "Drowning.."
Bro 1- "Fu-uck, man."

by Markosia July 1, 2023

noodle glass

the most unfortunate event ever.

Jenna: Oh shit, what happened here??
Ali: noodle glass.
AJ: oh no, not noodle glass.

by anonymous March 4, 2021