Fornication Friday

A sexual act shared between an elderly husband and wife (out of obligation rather than enjoyment) and limited to a strict schedule of once a week (usually on a Friday evening after the abc news).

Blythe: Sorry Gayle, I cannot attend bingo with you tonight, it’s “”fornication Friday”” and Colin will be expecting his once weekly shag

by Blythe Rogers-Thatcher November 20, 2023

Friday Fun Sauce

Drink of choice to add to the Friday night fun.

It's been a rough week, we could use some Friday Fun Sauce to go with these nachos.

by Gorilla_Jones July 20, 2018

Blumpkin Friday

When you meet up with your homies on a Friday night to give each other blumpkins and rimjobs.

Hey bro, you should come to our house this friday. Me, Andrew, and viraj are gonna have a blumpkin Friday.

by Evaniscute47 January 27, 2025

Black boy friday

We celebrating black boy friday !!!!! Sexy black boys !!!!

yo u celebrating black boy friday?
Yes I am

by cookinsumchicken June 5, 2019

Freaking Funny Friday

A day by Dangmattsmith in which a girl has to get that outta here, and where he sees funny test answers and videos.

Intro be like: Freaking Funny Fridays, girl, you better get that outta yee!

by wubbableseiebe August 31, 2022

Finger Friday

1. Fish Fingers for Dinner

2. Tempting the love your life with a thrilling fish supper...the scent provided from a day of chaffage

3. Inserting the four sisters into the clam sweat chamber for a night of passion

1. 'Fancy some fish fingers...Debs? Its Finger Friday'

2. 'Oi Melissa, your aroma is sweet in the air...you deserve a nice Finger Friday'

3. 'Come here Sally it's Finger Friday!'

by MMCBuddha666 July 25, 2023

Friday Football

Football on a friday with no rules

Let’s fuck up drew in friday football tomorrow

by yhhhhhladdddd November 18, 2021