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Something a person/people in a relationship do that is so unironically adorable and romantic that it’s almost like they’re calling you out for being a single loser in multiple different ways without ever directly addressing you.
Person 1: “I saw this couple walking down the sidewalk last night and the guy gave his girlfriend his jacket to put over her head so she wouldn’t get wet when it started to rain.”

Person 2: “Damn, that’s so cute.”

Person 1: “I know! This called me single in every language fr.”
by Anonymous Dictionary Editor August 20, 2023
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There’s a key for every hole

Another way of saying , ‘There’s someone for everyone’; The key referring to the male genitalia and the hole referring to the female
‘Who the hell wants that?’

‘Well you know what they say, there’s a key for every hole… and some holes have a lot of keys.’
by SiL3Nt J September 11, 2023
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National Drag Across The Galaxy Everyday Day

Occurs on every November 26th, where Soul is dragging Tiffany HARD for their lack of storage and internet.
“WAKE UP!!! GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS”
“Girl what kind of question is that😭”
“It's National Drag Across The Galaxy Everyday Day!”
by minjiflippingshocked November 26, 2023
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any people who capitalizes letters every word beginning

grammatical errors
-doesn’t put apostrophes, if they do, they will use ‘’
-does not censor profane words
-an every consonant, the same thing goes to a and vowels
-uses “a” when that word is a plural noun
any people who capitalizes letters every word beginning
by RandomGuy_5543 February 16, 2024
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Mother And Father Is Infecting Everybody

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are "Mother And Father Is Infecting Everybody".
by ToheGavelisoNotiloni January 19, 2025
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Mother And Father Is Infecting Everyone (Mafia-MAFIA-mafia)

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are "Mother And Father Is Infecting Everyone (Mafia-MAFIA-mafia)
by ToheGavelisoNotiloni January 19, 2025
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