Drunk Piss

Alcoholic beverages that are cheap and usually bad tasting

Those Steel Reserves last night were some straight drunk piss

by The Don MLT August 28, 2008

Draper Drunk

When you are so drunk that you have relations with a midget.

Last night, Billy was Draper drunk and he hooked up with that short girl Lindsey.

by TehOwnerer April 12, 2010

Ugly Drunk

Intoxication by a person(s) to the point where physical impairment of the facial muscles are evident, resulting in a loss of beauty and desirability of the face.

Drunk person: Dude I'm so drunk, I can't feel my face or even keep my eyes open.

Sober Person: No dude, you're ugly drunk right now... you look like a fighter pilot pulling 7 G's.

by Done for Dave February 15, 2013

Drunk shitting

Whilst really drunk you shit your pants.

Guy1 "Dude Joey was drunk shitting last night at the party"
Guy2 "Uhh, that's nasty"

by lulz171 July 12, 2011

Mexican Drunk

The accepted stereotype that Mexicans tend to be sloppy and emotional when really intoxicated led to a category of intoxication that can be applied to anyone who meets the criteria of being extremely intoxicated and emotional.

"My uncle is fully Dominican but if this man gets crazy drunk calling me cryin at 4 in the morning he is Mexican drunk."

by Yellow Flash September 22, 2013

Punchbowl Drunk

When your at a party and you hear someone has spiked the punch. Hearing this you either say "shit i drank that." or "hmm thanks for the warning." wait for them to leave, drink it, and end up drunk

1.)
Ryan: "Dude someone spiked the punch!"
Rob: "Oh fuck I can't get wasted tonight, my mom wants me home by 10!"
2.)
Ryan: "Dude someone spiked the punch!"
Rob: "Woah I almost drank that. Thanks for tellin' me."
Ryan: "Well I gotta go, my mom wants me home at 7."
Rob: "Dude it's already 6:30"
Ryan: leaves.
Rob: walks over to punch bowl, sees a hot girl. "hey want some punch?"
NEXT DAY
Ryan: "how was the party."
Rob: "STOP YELLING I GOT PUNCHBOWL DRUNK, HAVE A HEADACHE, AND AMY GAVE ME HERPES"

by Treli1337 February 21, 2009

drunk cutting

the dangerous act of cutting while drunk which can lead to much deeper cuts and even death from nicking a vein and not being able to feel it from your intoxicated state

drunk cutting is a very bad idea if you dont want massive scarring

by emoxcore January 02, 2006