the smallest stature of douche; a person of excessively miniscule height and size, devoid of muscle mass who is none the less a douche of the first degree.
by Bean6969 March 13, 2008
Get the douche snackpack mug.Dude...you are such a douche-lobster! I dont think you could count your balls and come up with the same number twice!
by snark2468 December 1, 2013
Get the douche-lobster mug.A person that thinks they are awesome simply because they or someone they know added a word to Urban Dictionary.
Person 1: Hey dude, I'm the shit. I put the word smak into Urban Dictionary. Now who wants to touch me?
Person 2: That guy is such an Urban Douche.
Person 2: That guy is such an Urban Douche.
by TheUnknownSkier January 26, 2015
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Get the douche safari mug.The female version of a "douche-bag." Quite possibly the 2nd worse term you can call a woman.
Douche Broads can usually be found cheating on their boyfriends, flirting to get stuff for free, and drinking and driving.
Douche-Broads usually have fake breasts, fake tans, fake blonde hair and a quite a few hundred purses and shoes.
Douche Broads are "non celebrities" who usually have a Facebook Fanpage because they already have too many Facebook friends. These are the same girls who post 100's of photos of themselves; all from the same night...
Douche Broads can usually be found cheating on their boyfriends, flirting to get stuff for free, and drinking and driving.
Douche-Broads usually have fake breasts, fake tans, fake blonde hair and a quite a few hundred purses and shoes.
Douche Broads are "non celebrities" who usually have a Facebook Fanpage because they already have too many Facebook friends. These are the same girls who post 100's of photos of themselves; all from the same night...
by cityguychicago May 16, 2011
Get the douche broad mug.When a man cums inside a woman and lets it sit there and dry. Then before she showers she gets cum in her again flushing out the old dry cum.
by RHINO1289 August 22, 2016
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