Frogman’s disease

The reason given when a very tactical alpha male (i.e. Navy Seals “Frogmen,” federal agents, special forces, & fighter pilots), only have daughters.

Yeah! I have the frogman’s disease. No sons, just four daughters.

by Tyr Actual November 28, 2021

david disease

When a person named David starts to act so gay they turn into a band kid

That kid has david disease.

by Meatrider69 June 14, 2023

I can't go to that island disease

the Inability to go to a location, the first to develop this was the brave warrior of the sea Go D Ussop.

"Let's go to that Island"
"No bro, I have developed I can't go to that island disease"
"Dang dude."

by Assinine Muffin January 17, 2024

Slurp Disease

when one slurps doing ANYTHING.
Tim's favorite disease. (:

The Slurp Disease:: slurp uses her mouth so much she tends to slurp uncontrollably.

by agw&anc April 19, 2009

fartsonsins disease

a disease where your penis is so large it can't fit in a toilet

My grandpa has fartsonsins disease.

by psendrom June 8, 2021

Spotto disease

It’s caused by a type of jelly fish in kewarra beach to sting you and create a blue rash all over your legs it can only harm people who have been stung though other people can get this rash.

Spotto disease caused by kewarra beach jelly fish.

by Spotto disease December 13, 2021

Bush Disease

When you go into the military, and get discharged and go completely insane

Did you hear about John, he got Bush disease.

by valitelxxx January 20, 2022