chuck norris 

NOT GOD
NOT AWSOME
CANT STUNT FIGHT
No one is god except god your all going to hell for saying chuck norris is god. Not only that he can't even throw his punches you can tell there fake. If you like chuck norris your a redneck sonofabitch.

I am chuck norris and im not god.

chuck norris by Cuck Hayta August 10, 2006

Chuck Billy 

Lead vocalist and air guitarist for thrash metal band Testament.

Testament Fan 1-"Did you go to the Testament concert last night?"
Testament Fan 2- "Yeah, Chuck Billy was rippin out his air guitar moves"

Chuck Billy by That guy213213 January 28, 2011

chucking 

The art of throwing discus, shot-put, javelin, etc. The best chucker on one's team is known as the king chuck and the rest of the team are his local "chuck's." Chucker's hate running with a passion

Person 1: What are you doing in track this year?

Person 2: Dude, I'm chucking of course. In fact, I'm your king chuck.

Person 1: I'm sorry sir I wasn't aware--

Person 2: Don't give me that! You earned yourself a lap.

Person 1: NOOO!!!

chucking by Anthony Thomas Ryan the First March 17, 2008

Chuckboy

A chuckboy is worse than a fuckboy and should only be used in severe cases. Calling someone a chuckboy is about as bad as spitting on their mom. Please use with caution.

Damn those fuckasses are being chuckboys!

Chuckboy by DantheMan18 May 17, 2012

chuck norris'd 

When you are doing a girl doggie style and right before you cum, you jump off and round house kick her in the head. As you are doing the round house kick your cum sprays the entire room.

I was doing this girl doggie style and she pissed me off so i chuck norris'd her!

chuck norris'd by Zach Zeiler January 13, 2008

chuck norris 

A Kick ass guy whose name is now used in everything.
Chuck Norris is sweet but F*** anyone who uses him name to much. If u use him name once more he will spit on you and his spit will burn you in half.

guy 1:sup
guy 2: nothen
Random guy in chat room: CHUCK NORRIS

chuck norris by El Fabio April 9, 2006

chuck norris 

the biggest playa in the world and the biggest tragic hero of our age

When chuck norris wanted to have relations with Carmen Electra, all he had to say was "You ready for the Norris inside you?". She couldn't jump on him fast enough. Sadly, when he came, his semen roundhouse-kicked its way through her body, destroying it from the inside.

Chuck's tears then caused the hurricane in Lousiana

chuck norris by Bilbo666 May 18, 2006