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cracker jack

humorous nickname for a top impalement artist...a knife thrower who cant be beat...used as a joveul slang for a proffessinal impalement artist
ive never seen such a crack shot with a knife...hes a cracker jack
by Thrombeldinbar November 27, 2006
mugGet the cracker jackmug.

Wackers in Your Crackers

Pronounced Wackaz-in-yo-Crackaz, refers to a random and unexpected kick to a mans groin. the "wackaz" represents the kick and the "crackaz"represents the groin.
I am not sorry i made you cry this morning from the Wackers in Your Crackers. You will probably need to put ice on your groin for the rest of the day.
by Since83 March 25, 2010
mugGet the Wackers in Your Crackersmug.

holy cheese and crackers

a really funny but dumb way to exclaim something
Batman: The Joker's getting away Robin!
Robin: Holy cheese and crackers Batman!
by Ket August 25, 2005
mugGet the holy cheese and crackersmug.

angry cracker syndrome

Well anrgy cracker syndrome is when an angry cracker (white person) has way to much shit, way to big home (that's why black people come steal it), way to hot wife's (black people steal that to because crackers have small dicks girls like summer sausages not lil Oscar myer wieners an thats how you get an angry cracker).
When I went to the shrink they said I had angry cracker syndrome.
by Cracker1&Cracker2 January 1, 2017
mugGet the angry cracker syndromemug.

alabama cheese cracker

when youre cock hasnt been cleaned for some time and collects dirt which smells cheesy you then wipe the cheese on to youre hand and then onto youre unsuspecting friends toast.
hey barney you want some toast....yeah great buddy..mmm this toasts really good..ha ha ha u just had youre first alabama cheese cracker
by glasgow rikki February 22, 2007
mugGet the alabama cheese crackermug.

ass and graham crackers

Something bad. It started with card games and bad hands but it fits with a lot of different things. basically its a humorous and rediculous combination. nobody would want to eat ass and graham crackers, unless you're in to that sort of thing
What the fuck is that smell? Smells like ass and graham crackers in here.

Lost another game of spades, that hand was like ass and graham crackers.
by CEG September 22, 2008
mugGet the ass and graham crackersmug.
A dumb game that where you choke on crackers because you put too many in your mouth at once.

Requires 5 crackers in one minute.
Damnit adam I dont want to go to safeway and buy nasty crackers to do the the saltine cracker challenge.
by Asianglows friend March 16, 2009
mugGet the The Saltine Cracker Challengemug.

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