Theory explaining that sexual selection in Homo Sapiens is determined by the male’s sexual performance i.e. his ability to provide strong orgasm to females, which is mostly determined by penis size, shape, stiffness, endurance, etc . One of the main explanations for the fact that xenophobic circles are mainly populated by men with small penises and sexually frustrated women.
Milf #1: I’m sick of Derek’s racist slur. I just blocked him from my list. I can’t believe such an educated being xenophobic.
Milf #2: I’m sick of his fucktard mentality too, but you know, I kind a feel pity for the guy too. I guess it all comes down to dick.
Milf #1: what do you mean having pity for such a biggot?
Milf #2: Well you know, back in college he and I dated for a while and... Well I cheated on him with the first bick black dick I could find. And I know it wasn’t the first time this happened to him... And from what I understand it wasn’t the last time either.
Milf #2: I’m sick of his fucktard mentality too, but you know, I kind a feel pity for the guy too. I guess it all comes down to dick.
Milf #1: what do you mean having pity for such a biggot?
Milf #2: Well you know, back in college he and I dated for a while and... Well I cheated on him with the first bick black dick I could find. And I know it wasn’t the first time this happened to him... And from what I understand it wasn’t the last time either.
by Toilette March 30, 2015
Get the It All Comes Down To Dickmug. by ohiobootytickler January 20, 2024
Get the Come Outside Bromug. by Scarred & Tatted January 5, 2021
Get the comelymug. ?: Did you hear? The Second Coming of the weird guy from texas is happening.
!: 100% Red doing this for attention
!: 100% Red doing this for attention
by the russia (p)resident January 31, 2023
Get the the Second Comingmug. Me: mommy I am going to sing to you.
Mom: so you are going to mommy come and take my lolly? Ok
Me: yaaaa
Mom: so you are going to mommy come and take my lolly? Ok
Me: yaaaa
by Unahya December 12, 2020
Get the Mommy come and take my lollymug. The party/event that homosexual people have when they "come out of the closet" in front of friends and/or family.
by CamAwesomeness October 5, 2016
Get the Coming Outtagemug. A phrase showing that people will inevitably come "crawling" back even if they were the ones who left you, etc. Often can be used to refer to an ex, past hook ups, former friends, etc.
Person 1: "Huh, my ex just started texting me again out of the blue. I wonder why?"
Person 2: "Because bitches come crawling. Just ignore them."
Person 2: "Because bitches come crawling. Just ignore them."
by theurbanurban dasakdjakjdasjhd May 29, 2019
Get the bitches come crawlingmug.