Test Child

The first child in a mother and father's relationship. They are the ones that have the roughest time usually, and are used as a little test run to become a better parent overall. They're usually the child that the parents go hardest on, and in worse parents, it'll stay that way.

Person 1: "We should have children!
Person 2: "Yes, definitely!"
Person 3: "Don't, you have no experience, you'll create a test child."

by InsomniaGameing August 8, 2023

Child predator

Men who are only attracted to and hunt out young girls to give them sexual favors

That nigga Luke a CHILD PREDATOR

by Civil liberties of minors May 2, 2020

Child

A little devil that comes out of a woman’s beautiful pussy ruining it in the process. Will grow to be a little ungrateful piece of shit and will eventually be an issue that you can never fix.

My child just destroyed my house.

by Problems of the world November 24, 2018

Holographic Child

An alien pencil case from an unknown location. Usually consists of a prismacolour/holographic texture and insides made of pens, pencils, glues, highlighters, etc.

The Holographic Child belongs to Jesus and came when he descended from heaven.

by Quicksand Boy January 20, 2018

Child

The human embodiment of shit

P1:oh look how cute my lil brother is
P2: dont you meant lil shit
P2: he is a boy of a demon child

by Himynameisbleebloop December 13, 2020

child

TommyInnit

who's that boy over there? the one with the red and white shirt?

that's tommyinnit, the child

by mcytfanlmaoo February 14, 2021

child

Being that is the result of the procreation of two other beings.

My child is a good person.

by Willez May 22, 2023