Blow bros

The equivalent of Eskimo bros, but pertaining to oral sex. When two men receive oral sex from the same girl. But not simultaneously.
"Josh and Sam both got head from that Sadie girl." -Tanner
"So they're blow bros?" - Braeden
by B-lukky October 10, 2013
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bro boner

When your cocked and loaded, condom on, about to bang your bros ex girl, your boner thinks more clearly then you and says no, and retreats like the British in any war ever.
Bro #1 walks out of room in the morning, " bro I almost banged (insert bro) ex last night, she is super dumb and hot,but I couldnt do it." Bro #2" bro boner dude."
by one who tames strange March 07, 2014
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hockey bro

where hockey is not just a sport, it's a life style. the scum of the universe, doucebags of the planet, but the greatest athletes that have ever live. Hockey bros usually travel in a pack, very rarely you ever see them alone. they are the loudest, most obnoxious, biggest tools and possibly the hottest kids the world has ever seen. Often terms said by bros would be: snipe, sauce, and celly.
friend 1: oooohhh, who are they?

friend 2: them? they're the hockey bros.
by taylor malind May 25, 2011
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Bro-zoned

Its the Ultimate level friend zone. It happens when the girl you have a crush-on or are in love with not only see you as a friend but also as a brother.
Boy: Girl I love you...
Girl: Sorry Boy but I only see you as a little brother...

BRO-ZONED!!!!!!!
by Dknight0404 April 17, 2014
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bro hoe

baisicly, a girl who hangs out with bros, she lives in the 909 life style of lifted trucks and music such as Kotton Mouth Kings, referring to themselves as "bro hoes" because they are the female version of a "bro"
"Did you see kellie hanging out with that bro josh? She is SUCH a bro hoe now that she hangs out with him and rides in his lifted truck"
by Davey M. June 01, 2006
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Bro rape

The act of a college bro being buddie-buddie with you while trying to pick you up without trying to be gay. If suceeded with you past the drunk stage. they simply drug your heineken beer and take advantage of you.
Jeffery - "Bro! Wanna come to my dorm and play some game cube bro?"

Bryan - "Man, I'm not your bro."

Jeffery -" Bro! Don't be like that bro! I got a 6 pack of Heineken and we can also stop by the pool and watch the other bros play some water polo, Then come back to my bro pad and do some Jager-bombs bro."

Bryan - "Ugh, i guess ill come dude."

Jeffery - "Bro, just call me bro bro."

-Later-

Jeffery - "bro! i just bro rape bryan bro!"

Kevin - "Really bro? So he's one of the bro's now bro?
by SkelpYourHead December 14, 2009
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Yeah Bro

Agreeing in a sarcastic manner. Usually a follow up to an insult or sarcasm. Such as cool story bro
Me: I just got hit by a car!

ircfag: Cool story bro!

Me: Yeah Bro
by Malvager March 01, 2010
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