Jessica Black

Mimicking a Qupanuaq, with an innate need to breed in the Arctic, a spring migration of hundreds of kilometers leads to the comfort of a small, warm and delicately prepared nest tucked into a rocky crevice on the barren ground tundra wherefrom hatchlings emerge and are nurtured by her male lover. Ephemeral ecstasies slowly ceding to changes in plumage that inevitably pull her to familiar southern habitats until nature induces another migratory cycle north.

I fondly recall seeing Jessica Black out on the tundra in the spring time sun with an unending smile.

Travel south as she may, deep down Jessica Black knows Arctic lovers offer exquisite company and mating opportunities.

For some odd reason, and despite her obvious migratory tendencies, Jessica Black has yet to consent to booking a plane ticket.

by Snow Bunting May 17, 2023

mentally black

some dumb white kid who thinks he's black

jeff:hey bob have you heard of that bitch woah Vickey?
bob: yeah shes mentally black!
jeff: yeah so fucking gay right!

by autistmydude June 8, 2018

black bucket

A bucket that is black. You usually see them in a store or in your house.

The black bucket was on the window sill

by bobasdf January 19, 2018

Black Remix

Playing a song with the volume and bass as high as they will go. Usually done at a dance party.

Man, I could not sleep last night because the apartment downstairs was Black Remixing all their favorite songs.

by BSRPI June 1, 2011

Blacke Bearde

A formidable pirate, with HUGE feet.

Blacke Bearde knew the importance of image in his line of work. Before battle, he would dress all in black, strap several pistols to his chest and put on a large black captain’s hat. Then, he would put slow burning fuses in his hair and beard. The fuses constantly sputtered and gave off smoke, which wreathed him in a perpetual greasy fog. He looked like a devil who had stepped right out of hell and onto a pirate ship and most of his victims simply surrendered their cargo rather than fight him.

by Miss Defy October 7, 2011

Haitian Black

A term coined by generational streamer dbsd sensational talent, LowTierGod(LTG). Used to describe a black person that has excellent connection from Haiti. Could also used to be indicate how slaves would run around in the golden fields of wheat surrounded by tusks of ivory, with their African booties bouncing.

“Oh you a Haitian black? You must have excellent connection for a nigga from Haiti.”

by NegronLover July 28, 2023

Black Chaser

A white man who only dates black women, usually 3 years younger than him. Spends all day talking to her on his cellphone, sneaks around her house when he thinks her mother ain't home. Usually a wigger.

"Friend" Your 18 and Shakira is still in Highschool! Aren't you at all worried how people will think of you?
"Black Chaser" She's only 3 years younger than me! I'm not a pedophile! It is totally legal! Besides, my grandma was black!
"Friend" Dude...

by Crazy Uncle November 4, 2013