A Pubic Awesome is the act of orally pleasuring a vendor after they provide a particularly spectacular service. Due to the gusto with which a Pubic Awesome is performed, there can be collateral damage in the form of dental contact with the groin region, often leading to pubic hair and genital warts being caught in the teeth. At the completion of the act, the grin of the customer will generally be bristling with the fruits of their labor.
Vendor: So what do you think of your motorcycle tune?
Happy customer: God damn that's one peppy R6! I think I'm gonna have to leave more than a 15% gratuity! *glaaaaaarghhghghghghahgahghgahgahhRRR!*
(Surprisingly Hirsute) Vendor: *Sigh* Another happy customer, another Pubic Awesome. I'm pretty glad I don't manscape!
Happy Customer: Might you have a floss-pick?
Happy customer: God damn that's one peppy R6! I think I'm gonna have to leave more than a 15% gratuity! *glaaaaaarghhghghghghahgahghgahgahhRRR!*
(Surprisingly Hirsute) Vendor: *Sigh* Another happy customer, another Pubic Awesome. I'm pretty glad I don't manscape!
Happy Customer: Might you have a floss-pick?
by TRAIL BOSS October 16, 2012
Get the Pubic Awesomemug. by MAXHEIN April 28, 2010
Get the Awesomness Approvedmug. by billyboy69 June 9, 2018
Get the Awesomermug. When something is extremely good!!
by sothispersonexists February 1, 2024
Get the Awesome saucemug. Hey man, that guy Cris used to be a Foo Foo Lame, and now that we invited him, because he deserves it, he is now a Foo Foo Awesome!
by BrentAyo December 17, 2021
Get the Foo Foo Awesomemug. 