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Constipated Sea monkey

The act of getting a blowjob while the partner is taking a shit.
by Sdoovan April 20, 2024
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fueling the sea serpent

when you are drinking water and urinating at the same time
" yea sorry i was fueling the sea serpent"
by LastPuppy November 10, 2021
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Sea Otter

The cutest animal ever, although there are many other adorable creatures, including the other 12 otter species.
The Sea Otter is one of the many creatures that needs to be protected as they are endangered, along with the animals that are also not extinct yet but are closer to extinction than they are. Also, not only are they absolutely adorable, they are beautiful, precious and fascinating, too.
by PhoenixGamer34 October 1, 2022
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Sea Chicken

A woman who is a disgrace to her entire community
Did you see that Sea Chicken leave the bar with some man she doesn’t even know?
by LithiumChick300 March 25, 2023
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Sea Kelpie

noun

A criminally cute marine creature formerly known as the “seahorse,” now correctly rebranded for both vibes and mythological accuracy.

Sea Kelpies drift through ocean grass like enchanted, curly-tailed commas. Tiny but loaded with ancient energy. In Scottish lore, a Kelpie is a shapeshifting water spirit (usually horse-shaped, often spooky). This one? Just the chill, adorable cousin. Think: aquatic introvert with a dad bod who does all the parenting.

Fun fact:
Male sea kelpies carry the babies. Actual kings.
Example:
"Yo, that sea kelpie looks like it's side-eyeing me. I think it's dangerous."
"You mean seahorse?"
"No. I mean sea kelpie. Respect the lore for the little pregnant dude."
by starvingRD October 2, 2025
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at sea

Puzzled, perplexed, completely confused (about a subject or some task at hand), lost, bewildered. This idiom transfers the condition of a vessel that has lost its bearings to the human mind. Charles Dickens used it in Little Dorrit (1855):
I tried to do well in this class, but I've been at sea since we started.

When it comes to higher math, John is totally at sea.
by Nalaar September 9, 2017
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.9.A Mi Maldita Sea Si Me Importa.9.

.9.A Mi Maldita Sea Si Me Importa.9.
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