Magestic Sea Bird

A nickname for your most sane, but slightly insane, friend. They are grounded and hard working, but are also there to have a good time. They are open to talk at anytime, day or night, and are excellent conversationalists. They can be very matter of fact, and will be honest with you always. They are a “4 lifer”, and are always there when you need them. They are great for movie nights, mall meetups, and annoying with your obsession with Tom Holland. They are forever an icon, and are going places in life. They are also always extremely horny.

“Hey my MAGESTIC SEA BIRD, did you see Tom Holland in that new movie trailer?”
“Yeah, he makes me so horny.”
“NO, he is MY MAN.”

by TomHollandsPissPig May 29, 2021

Race to the Sea

during ww1, king albert from Belgium decided not to let Germany pass through Belgium....King Albert responded with "Ok, lets flood the damn yser river!"

it's also a song by Sabaton on the war to end all wars album

Belgium soldiers: blow up the dam!
*explosion*
German infantry: Run! they flooded the river

that's basically what happened with the Race to the sea tho it's not a race

by Sir_Juggy July 23, 2023

Constipated Sea monkey

The act of getting a blowjob while the partner is taking a shit.

Cody enjoys giving Constipated Sea Monkeys.

by Sdoovan April 20, 2024

Swimming in Sea Weed

in deep trouble.

When the cops showed up, we knew we were swimming in sea weed.

by rm105scott February 5, 2010

Deep Sea

“Deep Sea” refers to the desire to go down on a woman. Usually used by a woman in reference to another highly attractive woman. Derived from the movie “Blue is the warmest color “

I would go Deep Sea with her

by H.F.Mudd October 22, 2022

sea weave

those globules of other people's hair, of dubious nature, inevitably found in every public and hotel pool, floating curiously close to your or your child's mouth. Pool hair globs.

nice pool, but is that a kraken? no, its just a sea weave tide a-flowin' in. close your mouths.

by PfattyP October 4, 2025

Sea Turtled

Being abandoned by the father before the child is born

Kid 1: "Hey where's your dad?"
Kid 2: "I don't have a dad."
Kid 1: "He sea turtled you?

by Jaywolf209 September 25, 2015