Alexandru

A romanian man that can steal anything but your heart. He enjoys watching you suffer. He would do anything in his power to interrupt your thinking and start torturing you mentally. He's a goof. He'll do anything to make your life miserable if it gets him a few laughs. He will ruin your mental sanity, and he will be proud of it. He will make you laugh but at the dispense of yourself. He will break you down piece by piece. But it's okay, he just has a short penis, so it means he's simply coping.

Me: Bro, my friend just told me I'm an e-kitten.
You: What's his name?
Me: Alexandru, why?
You: That explains it.

by leftonsea June 7, 2023

Alexander and Dylan

Two great friends, that are both 11 on the day this definition was made.

Person: Have you heard of Alexander and Dylan?

Another Person: Yeah! They are amazing friends!

by Alexander_7777 June 14, 2023

Alexander and Dylan

Two very good friends, (or besties) that are eleven years old.

Person: Have you heard of Alexander and Dylan?

Person 2: Yes! They are very great friends!

by Alexander_7777 June 14, 2023

Alexander gutierrez

hot a good person sexy

hey thats Alexander gutierrez he is so cool

by Aoier June 15, 2023

Alexander

An autistic, retarded, monkey with Alzheimer’s. Terrible at video games, and a huge fucking nerd

Q:Is that a monkey with Alzheimer’s? A:yeah, it’s just Alexander

by Rebelkelly June 20, 2023

Alexandra

She is a mean pick me who thinks she is better than everyone but in reality is not

-wow Alexandra is such a pick me
-yes dont talk to her

by JorgannSwag July 1, 2023

Alexander-Dillon

What you call someone who is really handsome and makes you feel like there is a purpose you have been put on this planet for.

Really caring and understanding, but not afraid to share when he doesn’t like something.

Alexander-dillon’s are the most sacred kind of man on the planet, so try your hardest not to fuck up what you have with him

I love Alexander-Dillon!

I bet you do.

by Frujgfyujncfyhn July 6, 2023