Chestnut Log

A douchebag's hard turd. Chestnut - a term used in lieu of "douchebag". Log - term used for very hard, large turds often due to constipation.

Chestnut Logs are often seen where Bears have once roamed.

by anonymous July 26, 2023

Log

My best friends boyfriend

Hey friend your log texted

by hey uncle May 10, 2022

Ruby Log Jam

A bloody bowel obstruction. Symptoms include light headedness, a full stomach, and no bowel movement for more than 7 days. Please go to the hospital immediately if you have these symptoms.

When she finally pooped, she was relieved of her Ruby Log Jam.

Every time I eat chipotle, I get a Ruby Log Jam.

by #Nurseratchet October 31, 2021

Log off

When you just did something so downbad you have to log out your accounts. Or log off your device or sum.

“NAH IT WAS A JOKE!”
“Nah you went to far Ima need you to log off for me.”

by Bracefacelaylayduh February 6, 2022

log

a short stump from a tree

look that log fell down

by rat lover September 19, 2021

Like literally seventeen inch log and soda behind it

When a woman turns on a man but the man has to poop and it's pushing up against his reproductive organs and makes the woman have to poop and then the woman has a spasm

Like literally seventeen inch log and soda behind it
Twords poop pushing up against reproductive organs, and causing spasms of behavior, that can lead to prosecution

by Zachary O'Donnell September 27, 2023

white Christmas log

This is a scenario in which a female (lactating mom) “in a surprise fashion” lactating on
Your Partner whilst they are going to the bathroom and is in mid poop on the toilet. Making your partner feel like they are getting a cold shower of breast milk.

Suddenly as I looked up I was getting showered with my wife’s breast milk instead of saying I am pooping here and freaking out you say “stop giving me a white Christmas log”

Or

Why am I getting sprayed on by … ahh! You white Christmas logged me!

by ask_about_my_winston2 November 15, 2022