douche o'clock

For every retail outlet and fast food joint, theres an hour of trade where all the douche bags walk through the door.

Usually late at night, Muzza's and guido's alike usually make there way into supermarkets as a last ditch effort to buy smokes and withdraw excessive amounts of money, displaying an inflated feeling of self worth, rudeness and arrogance.

Check out chick # 1 : " Oh, no.. it's 10pm. "

Check out chick # 2 : " Bro?? "

Douche Bag : " Bro, bro.. (excessive tapping on counter.) I want smokes, bro. "

Check out chick # 1 : " on the card, any cash out? "

Douche Bag : " (grunting) no. "

Check out chick # 1 : ok, thats $10... "
Douche Bag : " $400 out........... Fuck. Don't. Listen.

Check out chick # 1 : " 10:15, yep douche o'clock "

by Sabintron3030 March 13, 2010

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douche-textery

People that send messages (text or chat) before they are really done typing the message or finished the thought... sending a long string of messages 1 line at a time in rapid fire..

The king of douche-textery also send emails in this manner.

Dave: Hey whats up?

Dave: Want to go out tonight I was

Dave: talking to Amy

Dave: And she and her girls are going to

Dave: go to Maxwells tonight

Steve: What the fuck's up the douche-textery

by fuckwhetever March 24, 2010

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Douche Meeting

The time of the month that all of the college kids get together at a restaurant or bar.

Dan: Dammit this was the only place that we could go to get away from the douche meeting
Bar Owner: Well I guess that all we can do now is burn the bar down in a holy fire.

by jdupon21 January 4, 2010

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