mr brown

mr brown is a short plump bald man that teacher social studies, he likes the quote the struggle is real and loves to play amoung us. he likes coffee and wrestling and giving people backstory’s and tutorials for that nuce hair.

bbc mr brown LOVES THAT

by bigkphobia March 17, 2022

Brown Hampton

The act of masturbating while releasing fecal matter out of your anal cavity aka taking a poop

Mr. Maki taking his laptop into the bathroom and disappearing for a solid hour and when he came out and we asked him what he was doing in there he proceeded to say layin down a fat brown hampton

by Mark T. Maki November 7, 2010

brown derby

A chocolate dipped cone from Dairy Queen.

Source: My grandfather owned and operated a Dairy Queen in Dumas (in the Texas Panhandle, not East Texas) for more than 25 years from the mid-'50s to the '70s. We sold many a chocolate-dipped cone. During those days, this delightful treat was called a "Brown Derby."

I'll take two butternut Blizzards and a Brown Derby for my grandfather.

by smithword January 16, 2017

Brown Cum

When you and a girl are having brutal anal sex so when you cum she shits on your dick which covers your dick in cum and shit

Damn yesterday there was brown cum all over my dick

by Logan boden November 3, 2016

Turner Brown

The act of pulling your pants down in an elevator and giving someone a heart attack. Commonly used in trash talking scenarios against someones mom.

person 1: Dude! Go Turner Brown your mom!
person 2: *dumb expression* WTF?

by Anonymous user of epicness July 23, 2011

Brown clown

Brown clown is a heroin/brown user who is constantly in a nod/half sleep state,where they can't control/account for their actions and look fucking retarded.

Hey look at that sorry ass brown clown,they are so loaded I think they shit themselves. That brown clown is drooling everywhere, haha that brown clown just burned themselves with their cigarette again, that brown clown is so pathetic they can't even move.

by Filthy(425) January 11, 2018

Brown Sheets

To have brown sheets is to be an extreme bed shitter.

"Jenn, you're so utterly useless. You totally have brown sheets"

by Nexxxus September 7, 2007