pallid whale

When you have intense sex with an obese woman and end up covering her in semen

"i gave that bitch the pallid whale"

by ver_meil December 21, 2024

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Web whale

A mobility scooter-obese woman who tries to find some sex by using Tinder as a means of hiding her bariatric condition.

"You remember I told you bout Debbie from Tinder? Turned out she was a damn web whale! "
" You're so desperately fat and deformed the only way you can get close to a sexual intercourse is from being a web whale."

by thisability November 2, 2018

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whale shit

A term to describe a guy who plays with girls feelings

He lead her on and broke her heart! he's whale shit!

by lhtop July 9, 2016

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Beluga Whale

Also the name for Ryan Joseph Young. These huge body’s only eat certain food and whether it’s good for them or not they will still eat it due to their huge stomach capacity. If the male creatures eat too much they can get this very rare condition called “man with tits”. Don’t get yourself fooled, if you see one of these you better call for help because it’s very very rare to see this.

“Holy fuck! I didn’t know beluga whales eat big macs!”

Kid- “look mom! that beluga whale has HUGE tits!”

Mom- “no son.. That’s just spydee”

by billy fuc March 29, 2020

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