wet paducah

Same as a wet willie, only up a booty hole instead of in an ear.

Trying to annoy her friend, Carmelotta snuck up to the naked sleeping rear end of her roommate and gave him a wet paducah

by J Jasper April 21, 2008

wet log

Pertaining to a hard penis soaked in its own semen due to sex with ones own hand.

I don't have a girlfriend, so every time I masturbate its a wet log.

by ForeverWithMyHand November 21, 2016

wet date

A date that includes water. Like a pool or lake

They went on a wet date to the pool.

by Erklyn October 8, 2017

pipe wet

The term used when one is getting their "pipe" (penis) "wet" (blowed). Usually used in public. Another term for a blowjob.

Yo did you get your pipe wet?

by The Sexmasta June 14, 2011

wet breakfast

A grey and/or drizzly day that is likely to put anyone off going outside or doing anything productive.

I was supposed to leave for work by now but it's a bit of a wet breakfast out there and I don't think I can face it.

by erkod March 5, 2017

Wet Panchito

When your Mexican boyfriend uses extra spicy lube.

Last time I got a wet Panchito, it burned while I peed for a week.

by Guad or Ed's August 6, 2019

Wet Backing

When after the act of sex, your female partner straddles your back placing her wet pussy on your back & rubbing it up and down.

I like to play Modern Warfare after sex, when i do my woman loves to watch me play wet backing me.

by Bigboi (813) November 17, 2011