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Ur drunk go home

Alternative variation: Ur drunk go to bed

Phrase used when someone who is more often than not, not actually under the influence of alcohol, but who's interjection into a conversation is unwelcomed and irrelevant.
Bob: Hey Bob how is Alice's doing? Sorry does she prefer Alice or Allison?

The other guy whose name also happens to be Bob: Either is fine she's easy like that. Yeah she's doing good thanks for asking. Yeah. Well, actually she's not great to be honest, I don't know why I felt I couldn't tell you. The chemo doesn't seem to be working. I'm not sure...well...I mean..we're looking into different-

Russell: What about my wife? I'm not even married dude.

Both Bobs: Ur drunk go home Russell.
by Jim Bond December 17, 2022
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ur mom quadruple gay

Instantly win any argument without worry, most powerful phrase in existence.
Bob: Hey you look ugly!
Naomi: ur mom quadruple gay.
Bob: ...
Bob: this isn't fair
by neptunitee December 2, 2021
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National ur mom day

November 16 is National ur mom day. You have to reply with “ur mom” to everything. And if you don’t…you’re not very swag
Jimmy: hey what’s up Chris?
Chris: ur mom
Jimmy: what?
Chris: oh it’s National ur mom day

Jimmy: oh
by lolbopxd November 15, 2022
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ur non existant gma

it just really means that your grandma is dead
Person:Ur MoM

You: ur non existant gma
by Er!cA-A December 8, 2021
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ur mom got robbed

"UR MOM GOT ROBBED, L BADDDDDDD"
by B1G_GUY March 11, 2021
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That's what UR MOM said

A "UR MOM" come-back but more rad. It then continues to "that's what SHE said" if necessary.
boy "I wish I saw you in a thong..."
girl "That's what ur mom said!"
boy "oh my God... Jesus."
girl "That's what SHE said!"
boy "wait, who said it?"
girl "ur mom"
by Kevin N' Kyle and Company October 23, 2005
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Ur dad’s wife is a dyke

Worse insult of all time when said the earth and everyone on it explodes.
1. Ur mom gay
2. Ur dad lesbian
1. Ur sister a mister
2. Ur grandpap a trap
1. Well, your family tree lgbt
2. Fuck you! Your family reunion is a homosexual communion
1. Do make me do it
2. Do it Pussy
1. YOUR DAD’S WIFE IS A DYKE

2 and Everything else explodes
by JacksonFucksYourMom May 18, 2018
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