Jonah's touch

Turning something into nothing
Antonym: Midas touch (turning nothing into something)
Synonyms: Inverted Midas, Inverse Midas, invert Midas, Sadim touch, reverse Midas, reverted Midas, revert Midas

Origins: from Biblical story of Jonah, when Jonah makes the ship nearly drowning until Jonah thrown away to the sea
1. Leftism is like the Jonah's touch, because Leftism destroys everything it touches

- Dennis Prager

2. Amy has a Jonah's touch, because when she's involved in her own bakery, her bakery has negative reviews and then going bankrupt
by Sir. B July 02, 2021
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Master’s Touch

To describe when a black woman is fingered by a white man.
“Shanaynae, how was youre date with Chad?”
“Girl, he had the Master’s touch on my insides.”
by MFocus April 18, 2023
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soft touch

When a musician is so experienced and plays so well that his touch on the instrument looks absolutely effortless during his performance.
Bill got a soft touch on the piano.
by avoidingthepuddle May 18, 2024
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Nigga Touch

Opposite of Midas Touch where everything someone touches turns into gold or makes something creative. Nigga Touch is when everything a black ass nigga puts his hands on turns to shit.
Nigga: "Aye cuz, I need to borrow your lawnmower!"

Normal Human Being: "Ok, here you go."

2 hours later...

Nigga: "Aye cuz, here's your lawnmower cuz!"

Normal Human Being: "Wait it's destroyed! What happened to it!?!?"

Nigga: "Sheeeeeiiiitt, I don't know!? I just put my hands on it and it just blew up to smithereens.

Normal Human Being: "Oh I see... You got that Nigga Touch!"

Nigga: "Nigga Touch!?!?"

Normal Human Being: "Yeah! Where everything a black ass nigga puts his hands on turns to shit!"
by MangoMelon August 09, 2021
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Spicy Touch

Touching genitals after preparing peppers and failing to wash your hands.
"Babe! It's cool! It's not gonorrhea, I just got some spicy touch. Save me some tacos and I'll be out in a moment!"
by Mediocre_Bard April 01, 2022
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to touch someone germanly

when one gets absolutely shitfaced then proceeds to have sexual intercourse with someone of the opposite sex
i.e: your gonna get touched germanly tonight
i.e: im going to touch someone germanly tonight
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