School

School is a place full of fake ass bitches and fuckboys, teachers force you to do shit like exams, tests and loads of shitty teachers. I just want to sleep all day.
Mum: Get to school!
Me: Come on mum I don't want to learn. I just want to sleep all day.
by Anonymous382283 July 03, 2017
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School

something that is actually helpful and is rejected by most assholes for the reason of "we no get time to do our stuff" "who need education"
Bob: "I hate school so much!"
Jeff: "Atleast we actually learn though, and its a good way to prepare us later in life."
Bob: "no school bad we dont need education i just invented fire"
by the giver of facts October 30, 2021
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School

A building where trained adults teach kids stuff
Remember-SCHOOL IS A PRIVILEGE. You are lucky to go to school!
Kid- Dang it! We have to go to school
Teacher-Some people don't get to go to school and they end up poor and livingon the streets
by Blackfire493 February 12, 2019
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satans latest creation. It is the leading cause of teen suicide and depression. You have to put up with bullies, 600 pounds of homework a day, detention, and mean teachers. 1 simple mistake could be your last. It is a daily life or death risk.
Teacher: YOU DIDNT DO YOUR HOMEWORK!!!!

(Whacks student in the head with baseball bat)

Class: WE HATE YOU!!!! NOW SCHOOL IS GOING TO BE 1000 TIMES MORE MISERABLE!!!
by Longhairdude April 30, 2018
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A place that teaches people how to be an asset to a company instead of teaching them how to achieve their full potential.
school teaches people how to work for a boss instead of how to be a boss.
by Dubiks February 10, 2019
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welcome to school/hell! we make sure we use 6 hours of your day to torture you and then give you another 5+ hours of work to do at home (that will never apply to any situation in your life!) ;-D
by olk123 January 26, 2015
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School

A WIERD, strange place where the norm is routine and loads of other stuff.
They put repetetive activies as "learning" just by making them more complex every year and expect us to know square roots and all the numbers of Pi (Overexpectation).
For a VERY short period of time you can do social interaction with your mates and get snitched on all day. Then usually you get stuck in a future involving "cubicle" "office job" "Mcdonalds Drive Through" and "Toilet Cleaner".
Do I have to?

I already written about school.
by DefinitionWriterSauce August 31, 2012
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