When you think you have farted privately and from out of nowhere people enter into gaseous ground zero.
You know once you drop a fart magnet in public, someone is going to walk into it.
"Murphy's Law" as related to farts.
You know once you drop a fart magnet in public, someone is going to walk into it.
"Murphy's Law" as related to farts.
I was the only one using the ATM, but as soon as I dropped a fart magnet, 2 others came in behind me.
It wasn't me.
It wasn't me.
by Saharox February 27, 2010
Get the Fart Magnet mug.A series of extremely audible gasoues emissions usually following a meal consisting of beans and/or an extended period of holding in said gas for the sake of politeness.
Upon leaving the party, Fred led a five-minute fart parade. He had, after all, consumed mass quantities of beans before he arrived and could no longer contain himself.
by h8erAid October 18, 2009
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Get the Fart Snarfler mug.The fart test is a test of the closeness of one's relationship to another. If one is comfortable farting in front of others it means that they are close to that person and they have a good relationship with one another.You can tell how close you are with another depending if you hold in a fart around them or if you let it out without giving a shit.
The Fart Test can distinguish the relationship between two people such as
gfs farting in front of the bfs
best friends farting in front of one another
gfs farting in front of the bfs
best friends farting in front of one another
by tootinme January 4, 2011
Get the The Fart Test mug.to drop a fart whilst in a aisle in the supermarket and quickly making your escape down the next aisle leaving all in your wake in a toxic gas cloud.
the man quickly went around the corner to the next aisle after dropping a supermarket fart
everyone else- wtf is that smell?
everyone else- wtf is that smell?
by baddazoner January 8, 2011
Get the supermarket fart mug.when ur sitting with a bunch of people and you accidently let one rip. you get up and pretend to go do something else, but you are actually just running away from your fart so no one else knew you farted.
Hean: I'm gonna go get another drink.
Jay: eww, whats the smell? dude, did hean just fart-and-run?
Matt: Bah
Jay: eww, whats the smell? dude, did hean just fart-and-run?
Matt: Bah
by knobhead September 1, 2008
Get the fart-and-run mug.A pain you get in your stomach that can be intense ,you worry for a second then fart and the pain goes.
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