Matt Beaty is a baseball player currently in the Dodgers organization His talent is unmatched and is undoubtedly better than Barry Bomds in his prime. This is why Matt Beaty is the greatest player of all time.
Friend: “Hey, who’s the GOAT of baseball. Barry Bonds, Hank Aaron, or Ken Griffey Jr?”
A very intelligent man: “Matt Beaty”
A very intelligent man: “Matt Beaty”
by MattBeaty>Bonds September 11, 2021
Get the Matt Beatymug. My definition of Matt is a kind, caring, understanding, funny, and smart guy. He’s easy to get along with, and also easy to talk to. He’s usually calm, but if you piss him off he will go cobra Kai on you. He’s a amazing person and and even better friend.
Matt is tough, but also has a few soft spot. If you have a Matt/Matthew in your life, you are lucky.
Matt is tough, but also has a few soft spot. If you have a Matt/Matthew in your life, you are lucky.
by Unknown but known.. March 27, 2022
Get the Mattmug. A fuck boy from california who constantly is flirting with the girls in his friend groups. Can't have a female friend without hitting on her. Is a Bitch for a guy. Entitled dickheadddd.
by ykwhodisisssbooh January 18, 2020
Get the mattmug. by Eleaf man November 6, 2017
Get the Matt Bellmug. The Matt Lauer Button is a single action taken that makes a person no longer seem like a creep, but instead a serial killer.
Taken from TV host Matt Lauer who "had a button under his desk that allowed him to lock his door from the inside."
Taken from TV host Matt Lauer who "had a button under his desk that allowed him to lock his door from the inside."
She kept calling me at work after I told her 'no,' but she pressed the Matt Lauer Button when I found her waiting in my locked garage last night.
I thought we had something, and I went Matt Lauer Button with that lifelike doll I made of her.
I thought we had something, and I went Matt Lauer Button with that lifelike doll I made of her.
by RemoteCodeExecution December 1, 2017
Get the Matt Lauer Buttonmug. Omg I swear he rose from the 7th layer of hell. HOW MANY TIMES DOES HE HAVE TO DIE TO ACTUALLY BE DEAD?!
Matt: yOu'rE a VaMpIrE sTeFaN aNd YoU sToLe mY eLeNa
Stefan:..........................................................its okay, I forgive you
Matt Donovan everybody....
Stefan:..........................................................its okay, I forgive you
Matt Donovan everybody....
by LearnyourABC'S February 15, 2024
Get the Matt Donovanmug. The act of defecating in a sleeping bag and surrounding it with 10 empty one's and having a hooker roll around each bag until she finds the "Suprise."
The other night I won big at the casino and decided to grab a hooker and take her back to my hotel room and set up a "Matt Mcdonald Surprise." It was amazing!
by Bobby Basinger November 20, 2019
Get the Matt Mcdonald Surprisemug.