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The Mythical Land of Cuntopia

The Mythical Land of Cuntopia is a dark and treacherous land where the Karens and Kens of this world are born. These Cuntopia natives are usually consumed by first-world problems.
Cary knew immediately upon speaking to Tammy that she was from the Mythical Land of Cuntopia.
by SrslyGuise January 18, 2023
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The Mythical Land of Cuntopia

The Mythical Land of Cuntopia is a dark and treacherous land where the Karens and Kens of this world are born. These Cuntopia natives are usually consumed by first-world problems.
Cary knew immediately upon speaking to Tammy that she was from the Mythical Land of Cuntopia.
by SrslyGuise January 18, 2023
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Gancho land burrito

Gancho land burrito: An authentic burrito made from various ingredients. Derived from the Latin word Gancho (hook).. once you’ve had one you’re hooked: Gacho: super bad.
Also know as the big homies Gancho land Burrito
Check out the Gancho land burrito, it’s gacho dude. All the big homies are eating gancho land burritos. But watch out you’ll get hooked wey.
by R-WAK January 30, 2023
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Toyota Land Cruiser

A literal tank shaped like an SUV, and it's big brother of the legendary 4Runner!
They were released in the early 1950s as military based Jeep-like vehicles as the building structure on it still is to this day. Unfortunately Toyota stopped all sales on their new ones in North America in 2021 due to not having as much popularity as the Sequoias and 4Runners have. So because of that, the value is as high as Hunter Biden chilling in his bathtub at his Malibu home, and everyone wants one so fucking bad that we're at the point where it's extremely hard to find! If you're lucky, you could find one for maybe at least $20k with at least 200,000 miles on it and still be running like it only has 20k on it. But other than that, you're better off buying a Sequoia with the same engine and transmission as the Land Cruiser does. Or maybe the fancy version which is the Lexus LX which are still hard to find as well. The Land Cruisers are reliable as fuck! They will be driven under lakes, flooded by hurricane Ian, and/or get drenched by lava....... AND STILL RUN LIKE IT'S BRAND FUCKING NEW!!!!!! No wonder people like me are crazy about these vehicles!
The Toyota Land Cruiser is so durable, it can go nascar racing in an EF-5 tornado!

The Toyota Land Cruiser is so durable, if a street light pole falls on the vehicle, the pole will bend by the top of that mutherfucker and still have no dings whatsoever!

The Toyota Land Cruiser is so durable, it can scare away any unusual fish by driving like a maniac underneath the Mariana trench, while hitting rocks and underwater mountains and still running like brand fucking new!

THAT'S HOW DEPENDABLE THE LAND CRUISER IS!!!!
by Shb99 February 6, 2023
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Vietnam Landing Strip

A Vietnam Landing Strip is when a guy doesn't wipe his ass and has shit on him until it forms in a landing strip shape. In sexual terms, a girl would land her tongue on the strip and lick it until it's clean.
Dude, my girl asked if she could play with my Vietnam Landing Strip. Her tongue felt like warm jello
by Sophisticated Gentlemen February 11, 2023
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landing

A part of EVERY, SINGLE, FLIGHT. A landing is when the plane starts to get closer to ground like a runway, then, the landing gear activates, last, it B U T T E R S The landing.
Landing is ahead, get ready!
by ya know? October 7, 2023
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Domini Land

A Microcountry in poland located in elblag in a secret location.

Its located in a home, and it has only 3 members irl but on discord it has many more.
Mark:Yo have you heard of Domini Land?
Cesar: Yea its a really good country
by Domini098767 October 12, 2023
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