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Van Houzen

Very large stupids who enjoy picking apples out of the top floor of abandoned drug houses' plants. these apple are taking into a white van and shipped to the Van-House. no Van Houzen has ever spilled the beans on the location. the apples are then set on fire as the Van Houzen chant their Dutch Christmas songs even when it is the middle of the fucking year. we only know about this event due to the recent kidnaping and interrogation of Boatymcboatface Van Houzen. We are hell ebnt on finding more about these evil people and why they burn all of the hood apples.
fun fact: the average Van Houzen take about 5 years to finish a glass of green milk.
by sdsdfsdfsdfsegergergerer December 12, 2021
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Brittany Van Pelt

Brittany Van Pelt is something so beautiful and perfect that there are no words to describe it and her amazing love❤️
Having a Brittany Van Pelt is priceless and the most rare kind of love on this earth.
by VP007 February 3, 2024
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1962 Van Euhton contraption

The 1962 Van Euhton contraption is torture bed layout with poisoned spikes and small footrest with hot coal under it. The fist level of torture for this is putting a chocker made of small bits of lead in the person's mouth. The second is inserting a small slit in the stomach and sticking a queen bee and we're the other bee's from the said queens Hive will go inside. The third is using a torch and lighting the eyes on fire. Then the person will die painfully and slowly
"Hey Jim how long have you put Richard on the 1962 Van Euhton contraption?"
by Grugmoment1999 January 16, 2020
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Joep Van Leeuwen

a very very sussy boy
man you see that sus kid his is so sus like Joep Van Leeuwen
by MaxConlang October 18, 2023
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Van Drivers

A short fat bald man who drives big fans to intimidate other workers on site.
Van Drivers Feel threatened by kids and bigger men and are often nervous
by Take the weather February 12, 2018
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Erik Van Aken

An individual who is just seen as the ugly person of the group, usually comes with a dead trim. They also support a joke of a football team. Used in many ways
" Oh hes a Erik Van Aken"
by manchestermassive123 March 25, 2024
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Dick Van Dyke

“I wouldn’t want to be named Dick Van Dyke
by Arnicaisverysad November 1, 2023
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