Silly goose

Can also be used as slang for calling someone a c#nt.

Boris Johnson was being his usual self , while everyone looked at him and thought 'Silly goose'.

by Pillgwenlly December 2, 2021

mother goose story tellin ass bitch

A person who makes up the dumbest non believable stories to cover their shady asses, will go outta their way to waste time and expects you to believe them or acts offended when you don't.

This mother goose story tellin ass bitch just told me he don't have my money because three cats and a raccoon with a knife just robbed him behind maceys.

by anonymous April 26, 2023

Fluid goose

Male jerk off man by feet

Person 1: let’s have fluid goose person 2: yess I haven’t got jerked off by feet in werks

by Poopystain65 December 4, 2020

golly goose

The phrase "Golly Goose" refers to someone of indian agnostic ethnicity who is very hard worker and does a lot of wrist training.

Oh that boy James is a golly goose at work

by Kawaki October 5, 2020

Goose

a way of saying go, as an action and not an exclamation.

could also be used as a substitute for dissapear and vamoosh

Person 1: hey bro, we finna go get some pizza or what?
Person 2: yea lets goose.

by TR@V3LN0FURTH3R December 8, 2022

goosing

The act of ejaculating after a jelq session.

I goosed like crazy yesterday. Shooting ropes is my favorite end to a jelq session.

Them: what do you enjoy doing after a long jelq sesh?
Me: Goosing has become my new favorite jelq conclusion.

by jelqmastergyattgod May 13, 2024

Silky Goose

Freshly shaven man plums.

A bare-skinned scrotum stretched with a pair of testes.

You ready for your date tonight?
You know it. I got that money and she gonna love that silky goose I got for her!

Should I go out with a little downy fluff, or go full silky goose on a first date?

Patient- “Is there anything I need to do in preparation for my vasectomy?”
Doctor- “Don’t eat or drink anything after midnight. Don’t take any NSAIDs or blood thinners and if you could come in with a silky goose, that would save some time on the table.”

by Rocksmeltit May 6, 2024